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[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

 

[freakdick2hands]

This kind of thing turns me on...

 

[cockwitch]

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

A funny thing happened on the way to the forum.

 

[mallak]

This kind of thing turns me on...

I can accept the height differences as real, but the different head sizes, that's pushing it lol.

 

[7815281]

Momma told me life is like a box of chocolates. Then she threw them all in the trash.

 

[seventiesdemon]

Travelling on the planet in a straight line isn't really possible is it. You're always going in a curve.

 

[mallak]

Wasted all my youth attending tickertape parades.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Last one here is a rotten egg!

 

[3403861]

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[mallak]

In a what may be viewed as a controversial move by some the USDA has updated the Food Guide to reflect the fact that sausages and fries is a well-balanced and nutritious breakfast option to start the day. More info here:

 

[freakdick2hands]

Many people have the same first and last name (e.g. Bob Smith). Have you ever noticed how certain names have an abundance of attractive people in their midst? Do attractive names breed attractive people?
Attractive names like Denise, Olivia, Gabrielle, Crystal, etc...

Brooke is another name to add to the list.

 

[7815281]

I have only watched one James Bond movie in my life, and I'm perfectly fine with that.

 

[mallak]

That reminds me I have to reorganize my porn collection,

 

[seventiesdemon]

Porn of the mind.........Book porn, love book porn. Was given a novel to dive into yesterday..........Matthew Reilly ....The One Impossible Labyrinth.................For the moment I'll just look at the cover................cause it's the last book of Jack West. *sniff*

 

[tnman]

My nuts are itching I guess I should scratch them?

 

[seventiesdemon]

Fleas, parasites, flesh eating bugs and soap scum. I heard someone say bleach and bright lights is the thing and cure all.

 

[mallak]

 

[seventiesdemon]

I flicked a switch tonight and the lights came on. Was wondering what they did 80 years ago.

I remember going to school and the population of the planet was 3 billion.

How times have changed. All the wars, all the virus, all the disease. Now we are approaching 8 billion. Yippee Kiyay.

Dingoes in Aus (native dogs) Have gone from a population of 200 thousand to 50 thousand or less.

They are not cuddly, they will steal your babies.

 

[tnman]

anyone know who he is?