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[mallak]

Oh that's just Carl.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

"Oh, shit! Did you see that?!"

 

[7815281]

Little known fact: Life Cereal's Mikey didn't really like it. He was just in it for the money.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

As I lay one afternoon nearly napping, there came a tapping. An oh so gentle rapping at my front door.
I was annoyed, as it only compounded with the boredom of laying around the house so unemployed.
I would have to see who it is, as I had to eventually get up to take a whizz.
I flung open the door, thinking maybe it was a solicitor or some lost relative named Lenore.
It was not a beggar so craven or even a dark, demonic raven.
It was just a package from Amazon.

 

[freakdick2hands]

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

This movie was just begging for a sequel.

 

[Jpac]

Honey bunches of oats are better without milk.

 

[BillM]

 

[mallak]

Great pic of Cutler. That song really speaks to me.

Good morning, America, how are you
Don't you know me, I'm your native son
I'm the train they call The City of New Orleans
I'll be gone five hundred miles when the day is done

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step and ends with blisters and sore feet.

 

[mallak]

 

[mallak]

A fart and a cough at the same time should be a fough, not a cart. "Cart" would be just too confusing.

 

[mallak]

But I'll tell you right now it's either one of two things. Wait, it could be something else too. So it's 3 things? No more? Ok it's one of either 4 things. No? Ok 5.

 

[7815281]

Only 36 shopping days left before Christmas.

 

[freakdick2hands]

Marlo Thomas - Her show 'That Girl' generates it's share of boners til this day. Barbara Eden... Shirley Jones... even Agent 99... ,etc. Thank you internet for giving us access to manipulated pornified photos of celebrities. This pic is not an example of this, but 'That Girl' gives me stiffy. Alls one needs to do is add some cock(s) in her hands.

 

[mallak]

Marlo Thomas - Her show 'That Girl' generates it's share of boners til this day. Barbara Eden... Shirley Jones... even Agent 99... ,etc. Thank you internet for giving us access to manipulated pornified photos of celebrities. This pic is not an example of this, but 'That Girl' gives me stiffy. Alls one needs to do is add some cock(s) in her hands.

I'm going to think of this every time I see her Saint Jude's C********* Hospital ad now lol

 

[glocker288]

If you had a 9 inch cock attached to your forehead,, how much of it could you see?
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None of it. The balls would cover your eyes.

 

[7815281]

The other day I was in the airport when I saw my friend Jack. So I said hi. Police immediately arrested me.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

If you don't beat your meat, you can't make any pudding. But how can you make any pudding if you don't beat your meat?

 

[seventiesdemon]

So, we live in the sub tropics, we get too much rain, it's because of climate change, don't get enough, it's because of climate change. Just wondering if there ever was such a place that had just the right amount of sun, just the right amount of rain and predictable.