Stay Off Subject Thread

[seventiesdemon]

Whenever were all things equal?

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

No matter where you go, there you are.

 

[cloverboyy]

How was the food today? Did you enjoy it?

 

[JoeRoscoe]

Love bug balls.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

There was a young sailor from Brighton,
Who remarked to his girl, "You're a tight one."
She replied, "'Oh my soul,
You're in the wrong hole;
There's plenty of room in the right one."

 

[mallak]

don't forget to eat , whores!

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Like, Oh Migawd! Becky was totally like "Whatever!" And I just was like, "Gag me with a spoon! Chad is such a grody noid! Totally!"

 

[mallak]

what kind of snacks do whores like, hosting a party later this week. I'm the only one invited.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

The revolution will not be televised. It will be streamed.

 

[mallak]

Has anyone else fallen into a phobia of the barber/hairstylist since Covid happened? I just don't want them to touch me, or talk to me. I'd rather look like a wild hill man. Not because of covid, but because they have scissors, a weapon.

 

[JoeRoscoe]

Gay power
Gay freedom
Gay love

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

They've paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

 

[freakdick2hands]

I know I'm not the only one so that makes it O.K.

 

[freakdick2hands]

It's best my THREE's COMPANY fan fiction (lost episode) never sees the light of day.

 

[mallak]

 

[mallak]

Building my oligarch yacht. She's a work in progress but we're getting there!!

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?

 

[mallak]

I suppose I know I feel I think I suppose I feel I suppose. - Maya Angelou

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

 

[mallak]

Taking pocket pool lessons. Yes there are lessons!