Tell me about all the bad sex you've had

[QueenLeo40]

Bad sex you say? Well, sit down, pour a drink and kick off your shoes. Mama's gon' tell you a story. So, I joined one of those groups on the KIK app. I meet this guy. Nice guy. Attractive. Tall fella. We talk for a bit . He tells me he's a teacher. After talking for a couple of days we meet up. He comes to my home and we get start to make out.

I'm topless in nothing but my socks and white lace panties. We're kissing and he's licking my nipples. Turning me on. Then, he flips me onto my stomach and starts rimming me. That was nice. He was still fully clothed while doing this.

I face him and we kiss some more. All of a sudden, he starts to moan. I'm going along with it. You know, giving my best Shirley Bassey/Toni Braxton moans. Then all of a sudden, he cums. and I mean CUMS! ALL OVER my just washed bedspread!

He apologizes and then leaves. And that's just one story.


Story 2| Met a guy on A4A he kept hitting me up to hook up with him. I finally let him. We meet up. Turns out, he doesn't kiss, rim, foreplay or nothing like that. All he does is fuck. So he tries to fuck me. He couldn't. Says I'm too tight. As this is going on, he's starts giving me commands. "Bounce on the dick, take the dick." It took everything in me not to slap him. It was awful.


Story 3| This was when I first moved to Houston. I met this guy on the kik app. Now, I'm not a size queen but any means. We chat and exchange pics and my gods, he had a nice piece. I like challenges. He was a good, thick 8/9. So I said come on over. He comes over. Nice chocolate man. Solid, nice legs. We start to get down to business.

He wanted me to suck his dick. Which I did. As I was doing so, he asked me for....MONEY! That's right, not paypal money, fortnight money or itchy and scratchy money. REAL money! I had 20 dollars and I was horny so...I gave him a 20. He then proceeds to flip me on my back to fuck me. He says to me "I'm gonna make you cum."

So I'm thinking "This may not be so bad." Get to penetration. He couldn't do it. Though I had loosened and lubed up. He was just too big and kept jamming it in. When that didn't work, he added more lube. And more lube and more lube. Soon, my bedroom floor was like a skating rink. Just slippin' and slidling EVERYWHERE!

He gives up. I gave up. He didn't cum. I didn't cum. And he had the balls to say that the reason was because I couldn't take dick. I was too through okay?

To be honest, I've never cum from sex with another guy. Especially from anal. So...there's that. Thanks for letting me share fellas.

❤

 

[Incallidus]

This is a perfect ad for "Have you ever had sex with a man? You may be entitled to financial compensation."

Bad sex you say? Well, sit down, pour a drink and kick off your shoes. Mama's gon' tell you a story. So, I joined one of those groups on the KIK app. I meet this guy. Nice guy. Attractive. Tall fella. We talk for a bit . He tells me he's a teacher. After talking for a couple of days we meet up. He comes to my home and we get start to make out.

I'm topless in nothing but my socks and white lace panties. We're kissing and he's licking my nipples. Turning me on. Then, he flips me onto my stomach and starts rimming me. That was nice. He was still fully clothed while doing this.

I face him and we kiss some more. All of a sudden, he starts to moan. I'm going along with it. You know, giving my best Shirley Bassey/Toni Braxton moans. Then all of a sudden, he cums. and I mean CUMS! ALL OVER my just washed bedspread!

He apologizes and then leaves. And that's just one story.


Story 2| Met a guy on A4A he kept hitting me up to hook up with him. I finally let him. We meet up. Turns out, he doesn't kiss, rim, foreplay or nothing like that. All he does is fuck. So he tries to fuck me. He couldn't. Says I'm too tight. As this is going on, he's starts giving me commands. "Bounce on the dick, take the dick." It took everything in me not to slap him. It was awful.


Story 3| This was when I first moved to Houston. I met this guy on the kik app. Now, I'm not a size queen but any means. We chat and exchange pics and my gods, he had a nice piece. I like challenges. He was a good, thick 8/9. So I said come on over. He comes over. Nice chocolate man. Solid, nice legs. We start to get down to business.

He wanted me to suck his dick. Which I did. As I was doing so, he asked me for....MONEY! That's right, not paypal money, fortnight money or itchy and scratchy money. REAL money! I had 20 dollars and I was horny so...I gave him a 20. He then proceeds to flip me on my back to fuck me. He says to me "I'm gonna make you cum."

So I'm thinking "This may not be so bad." Get to penetration. He couldn't do it. Though I had loosened and lubed up. He was just too big and kept jamming it in. When that didn't work, he added more lube. And more lube and more lube. Soon, my bedroom floor was like a skating rink. Just slippin' and slidling EVERYWHERE!

He gives up. I gave up. He didn't cum. I didn't cum. And he had the balls to say that the reason was because I couldn't take dick. I was too through okay?

To be honest, I've never cum from sex with another guy. Especially from anal. So...there's that. Thanks for letting me share fellas.

❤

 

[QueenLeo40]

This is a perfect ad for "Have you ever had sex with a man? You may be entitled to financial compensation."

The way I just fell out!

 

[BigAl9]

Continued:

I met this younger man online. He lived about 40 miles away. We chatted and he said that he was very interested in meeting. because if my cock size. I had exchanged a couple of photos with him. I told him that I could host. We set a time for him to come over. He arrived a few minutes late, no problem. He greeted me with a hung and attempted to kiss me. Most often I am not into kissing. We began to make out. I suggested that we go into the bedroom. At this point he had not yet seen my cock. Of course it was beginning to grow from petting and gropping on his part. Once in the bedroom we both began to undress. I usually disrobe with my back to my guest so as not to be visible until totally undressed. I turned around. We were in a somewhat dimly lighted room. He came closer and exclaimed, "You are huge. I have never seen a cock that big." We laid down on the bed, and I began playing with his cock which was about 6 inches. He played with mine, licking it and jacking it. He made several more comments, "Man, this is huge...I have never seen one this big...I do not think I can take it." During this time he began to shake and quiver. After a couple of minutes he said, "I am having a panic attack. I have medication in my car." He dressed, exited to his car which was parked right outside my bedroom window. I went to the window to look out. It was about 10 o'clock at night so it was dark. I saw his headlights come on, he backed out of the parking place and left. A few minutes later I checked the website were we had met. He had blocked me. Of course I never heard from him again.

 

[Incallidus]

Continued:

I met this younger man online. He lived about 40 miles away. We chatted and he said that he was very interested in meeting. because if my cock size. I had exchanged a couple of photos with him. I told him that I could host. We set a time for him to come over. He arrived a few minutes late, no problem. He greeted me with a hung and attempted to kiss me. Most often I am not into kissing. We began to make out. I suggested that we go into the bedroom. At this point he had not yet seen my cock. Of course it was beginning to grow from petting and gropping on his part. Once in the bedroom we both began to undress. I usually disrobe with my back to my guest so as not to be visible until totally undressed. I turned around. We were in a somewhat dimly lighted room. He came closer and exclaimed, "You are huge. I have never seen a cock that big." We laid down on the bed, and I began playing with his cock which was about 6 inches. He played with mine, licking it and jacking it. He made several more comments, "Man, this is huge...I have never seen one this big...I do not think I can take it." During this time he began to shake and quiver. After a couple of minutes he said, "I am having a panic attack. I have medication in my car." He dressed, exited to his car which was parked right outside my bedroom window. I went to the window to look out. It was about 10 o'clock at night so it was dark. I saw his headlights come on, he backed out of the parking place and left. A few minutes later I checked the website were we had met. He had blocked me. Of course I never heard from him again.

Girl WHAT???? That is wild. Opposite of Samantha energy.

 

[BigAl9]

Another "bad sex" episode:

For about 2 years I attended a bisexual swingers group. Most of the time I had a great time. One night a couple invited me to attend an BDSM night. I am not really into that, but out of curiosity I went. There was a much younger woman there who had seen me naked and erect. She approached me and we briefly talked. I asked her if she was having any fun, to which she replied "no." I asked her if she would be interested in playing with me. She said that she would. There were a couple of private rooms there. She said she would prefer to go to a private room. Once in the room we began petting and fondling each other. I went down on her. She was sweet tasting. Of course this turned me on increasing my state of erection. She gave indication that she was ready to be fucked. She had become quite wet. I played with her pussy with my fingers. First one finger, then two. She felt rather tight to me. After applying more lube I began to tease her with my cock head and with three fingers. She asked me to put it I. I proceeded to push my cock head in. Part way in, about an inch, I noticed that she was wincing a bit. I asked her if she was OK. She informed me that it was hurting a little. She then asked for more. I had gotten almost all of my cock head in when she pushed on my shoulders and asked me to remove my cock as it hurt. We played a little bit more, adding more lube and I proceeded to penetrate once again. She apologized saying my cock was just too big. We cleaned up and existed the room. I thanked her and she indicated that things were OK. The next month she approached me very early in the evening. Told me that she had been playing with some dildos trying to get ready for another attempt to take me. We went to one of the private rooms and became engaged in foreplay. One again I ate her sweet pussy to get her ready for penetration. Surprising she began to suck my cock. Both of us were getting very excited. She said she was ready for my cock. Lube was applied to my cock and her pussy. I had everything very moist. I rubbed my glans across her clitoris and barely stuck my cock head between her labia. She finally said she wanted me inside her. I proceeded inserting about an inch, paused and slowly pushed in another inch. She now had about 3/4 of my glans inside her pussy. I paused. She asked for more, slowly and not to stop. When my cock was about half way inside her she whimpered a bit and said that it was hurting. She asked me to withdraw. She apologized and said that she felt that she could not continue, she was hurting. I felt badly and said there was no problem. I really would have liked to finish with her. She felt tight, but very good. We tidied up the room. Changed the sheets and left. Once again she apologized. I told her not to worry. It happens. I went about playing with other people the rest of the evening. As I look back now about three years later it would have been an absolute great time to have gone all the way and fully penetrated her. Even better if I could have gotten her to climax. This was not meant to be. We learn don't we.

I do have a couple more stories if interested.

To be continued:

 

[Derringer]

I have to say I have been involved in a lot of bad sex.
I have just recalled one experience that definitely is on my list ( obviously forgettable but another post spurred my memory)
I was set up on a blind date by a Jamaican co worker. He had a cousin who had been unattached for a while and was looking for non Jamaican guys to test the waters with. (too many bad relationships) The date seemed to go pretty well so she was going to call me for a second one. About a week or so later she called and we I met her at a Caribean after hours club.
She had been there for a couple of hours when she decided to call me. I was keen to see her again so I had no problem with the short notice.
We partied at the club for about another couple of hours. She was a wee bit tipsy but not drunk and she suggested we go back to my place ( she lived in the burbs, I was central and about a 15 minute taxi ride away from the club)
We got down to business very quickly. In way of description of her she was simular to looks and body shape to Missy Elliot. ( more woman than I was used to handling)
We engaged in some fast and furious foreplay ( I have to say I wasnt very confident I would live up to her former lovers when it came to fucking as I have a tiny penis) I actually got my little cock inside her after a bit of positional gymnastics and was slowly pumping away when I noticed that she was not responding at all.
That is not completely unusual as (like I said ) I have a tiny dick.
However she started to snore. I decided that continuing on was not the decent thing to do to say the least. I pulled out and wanked myself to sleep.
She asked me in the morning whether we had sex or not. I told her we played around a bit but she passed out.
Never had a third date.

 

[sdcbttmchub]

Met a hot guy out drinking one Friday night and ended up taking him home to my place in an Uber. By the time we got to my place he was so fucked up but still insistent he get to fuck me. I was excited when he hornily pushed me up against the front door as soon as we got inside and pulled his and my pants down, but then was quickly disappointed when he proceed to grind his semi hard cock between my ass cheeks about 5 or 6 times before he exploded and abruptly passed out on my couch.

 

[Incallidus]

Met a hot guy out drinking one Friday night and ended up taking him home to my place in an Uber. By the time we got to my place he was so fucked up but still insistent he get to fuck me. I was excited when he hornily pushed me up against the front door as soon as we got inside and pulled his and my pants down, but then was quickly disappointed when he proceed to grind his semi hard cock between my ass cheeks about 5 or 6 times before he exploded and abruptly passed out on my couch.

What was the morning after like?

 

[sdcbttmchub]

What was the morning after like?

He was totally hung over and didn't feel well. I took him out to breakfast after he threw up lol... I think we texted a bit later and he asked if I liked fucking and I just told him yeah, it was great . Didn't see him again after that lol

 

[Incallidus]

He was totally hung over and didn't feel well. I took him out to breakfast after he threw up lol... I think we texted a bit later and he asked if I liked fucking and I just told him yeah, it was great . Didn't see him again after that lol

Awww you're quite nice. I don't think I would have done that haha you're a better person than me.

 

[deleted19462351]

Not gonna defend this person but I kinda been there though, this guy wanted me to fuck him but I was so nervous (first time doing anal) I couldn't maintain a full erection until later, lol.

 

[BigAl9]

Another chapter:

This one happened many years ago when I was in the Navy. I was a very hory 22 yo. High libido seems to be a story of my life. A shipmate and I decided to go into old San Juan. We were stationed in Puerto Rico. We walked into the older part of town. The two of us went into a bar and ordered some food. While eating two "ladies of the night" joined us at our table. After some flirting the two of us decided to hire the services of the young women. We left the bar, proceeded to the room where the prostitutes worked. We continued the flirting and petting which had started at the bar. My shipmate was on the other side of the room. We were able to see what each of us was doing. The woman I was with continues fondling me through my uniform. We both began to disrobe. When my cock flopped into view she exclaimed, "that big thing is not going in me." With that she asked me to leave. I dressed and proceeded to leave without the return of my money. The next morning, in the ship's head (bathroom), several of my other shipmates made comments about what had taken place within view of the shipmate who was with my the night before.

To be continued:

 

[dana2]

Bad and then nice sex story that happened to me about 5 years ago. I met up with a guy who did porn. He is not famous or anything but did some photoshoots with one of the studios. I was about 50 at the time he was 25. In terms of his looks he was pretty much perfect. We were fooling around having fun kissing naked I ended up on top. Then I looked down and looked at him. He had a 100% flawless body. Muscular, nice hairy but trimmed chest, perfectly shaped ass covered with very soft fine fur, movie star face. It was too much. I thought "Holy Crap!" and then my cock went soft!!! He was very nice about it and said "don't worry ...". We dozed off for a couple of hours and when we woke up started making out again. I rimmed him and he said i could fuck him. We were in missionary position, me on top, and I slowly eased my cock inside him. We didn't use lube though his ass was well lubricated with my saliva. I gazed into his eyes and we kissed while my daddy cock slowly moved in and out of his exquisite 25 year old ass. It was very very NICE.

 

[BigAl9]

Another bad sex experience.

About three years ago I had been chatting with this younger man who lived about 12 miles from me. After several days chatting we decided to hook up. He was hosting. I drove to the over 55 community where he lived. I realized that he had told me his age, and he was not over 55. As I neared the community the skies opened up with a terrible electrical storm, and it could not have rained any harder. There was difficulty finding the street. Finally found it, parked and proceeded to the house in the pouring rain. As I entered the house, after knocking, I noticed a bed in the living room in from of the television. The two of us talked momentarily. Very shortly my host said in a rather loud voice, "Mother, do not come in the living room. I have company." With that I told him that I could not stay. I exited into continuing heavy rain. What a bummer.

More to come:

 

[Incallidus]

Another bad sex experience.

About three years ago I had been chatting with this younger man who lived about 12 miles from me. After several days chatting we decided to hook up. He was hosting. I drove to the over 55 community where he lived. I realized that he had told me his age, and he was not over 55. As I neared the community the skies opened up with a terrible electrical storm, and it could not have rained any harder. There was difficulty finding the street. Finally found it, parked and proceeded to the house in the pouring rain. As I entered the house, after knocking, I noticed a bed in the living room in from of the television. The two of us talked momentarily. Very shortly my host said in a rather loud voice, "Mother, do not come in the living room. I have company." With that I told him that I could not stay. I exited into continuing heavy rain. What a bummer.

More to come:

Wait...so these are stories of when you didn't have sex? Because that's a lack of sex, not bad sex.

 

[deleted19462351]

Another bad sex experience.

About three years ago I had been chatting with this younger man who lived about 12 miles from me. After several days chatting we decided to hook up. He was hosting. I drove to the over 55 community where he lived. I realized that he had told me his age, and he was not over 55. As I neared the community the skies opened up with a terrible electrical storm, and it could not have rained any harder. There was difficulty finding the street. Finally found it, parked and proceeded to the house in the pouring rain. As I entered the house, after knocking, I noticed a bed in the living room in from of the television. The two of us talked momentarily. Very shortly my host said in a rather loud voice, "Mother, do not come in the living room. I have company." With that I told him that I could not stay. I exited into continuing heavy rain. What a bummer.

More to come:

The hell

 

[QueenLeo40]

Another bad sex experience.

About three years ago I had been chatting with this younger man who lived about 12 miles from me. After several days chatting we decided to hook up. He was hosting. I drove to the over 55 community where he lived. I realized that he had told me his age, and he was not over 55. As I neared the community the skies opened up with a terrible electrical storm, and it could not have rained any harder. There was difficulty finding the street. Finally found it, parked and proceeded to the house in the pouring rain. As I entered the house, after knocking, I noticed a bed in the living room in from of the television. The two of us talked momentarily. Very shortly my host said in a rather loud voice, "Mother, do not come in the living room. I have company." With that I told him that I could not stay. I exited into continuing heavy rain. What a bummer.

More to come:

Been there, Just a mess chile, a mess.

 

[Resrla]

I was at a beach party with my brother. Met two pretty girls there, hit it off, and had way too much to drink. I don’t even remember going back to our shared hotel room (with one king sized bed), but at some point I was in bed with my brother and the two girls. No, I didn‘t do anything with my brother, he did his thing with his girl and I did my thing with mine.

Unfortunately, I was so drunk that midway through the main event (I was on my back and she was riding me) I started vomiting all over the bed. Luckily nobody got hit, but that stopped the action pretty fast. So, yeah - cockblocked myself and my brother, embarrassed myself so completely that I pretty much hid for the rest of the trip, paid a hefty fine for the hotel sheets AND WORST OF ALL… got gonorrhea from the girl because I was too drunk to put on a condom.

Yikes. Sorry you went through that….

 

[Kevinlair]

I’d broken up with my ex and feeling crappy and a friend said her cousin was staying with her for a few weeks as he broke up with his ex boyfriend too and I should go on a date with him. After a few hours of her bugging me about how good looking he was and how he’s a great personality I agreed she give me his number I messaged him and we hit it off. We arranged to meet and go to a movie the movie wasn’t any good so our attentions quickly moved to each other. After some leg and groin rubbing I could feel he had a nice cock we left and went back to mine as soon as we got in side my place we where kissing and stripping off. got on the sofa his cock was massive 10’ inch hard I sucked and deep throated him he said he asked me to fuck him so turned my attention to his nice ass I lay back on the sofa told him to get on top so he could suck my cock and I eat his ass his sucking skills was a 5/10 to much teeth and kept slapping my cock against his face but his ass makes up for it . I lubed up his hole and my cock i entered him and he went all limp and lay on his back and didn’t move he kept his hand by his side and just lay there I tried to engage with him by trying to kiss are take his hand and putting it on my chest and ass he just kept it there and then went back to laying there.I asked if he was ok he said yes I said you enjoying it he said yes . I shot my load over his belly and I licked it up working my way up to his mouth I went into kiss him he said he doesn’t like the taste of cum . I asked if he’d be up for fucking me he said yes he lubed my ass and his cock no prep work or anything he stuck his cock in me hard it took my breath way and fucked me like a speed train really really fast no sounds I was saying that feels good u like my ass slow down a bit he said i reached around and grabbed his ass and pulled him closer I could feel his ass was still loose I stuck 2 fingers in and he didn’t flinch or say anything after 3mins he came in me he pulled out and fell on to my bed and went to sleep. I got showered and got into bed beside him I tried cuddling him and seeing if round 2 would be any better but he was fast asleep . After getting Up next morning he was back to been flirty and kissing me I asked him if he want a rematch he said he had to get back to his cousin house to take his aunt to the supermarket. That night I got a message from him saying how great the previous night was and we should do it again.
my friend messaged me a day later and said how her cousin couldn’t stop raving about the date and how great the sex was I was confused was he thinking of a different date.
we hooked up again and again same situation he lay there like a piece of wood no movement or sounds just him laying there.
we didn’t hook up again I told him and my friend I wasn’t ready to date or hook up as I was still now over my ex. Turns out I wasn’t over my ex we got back together and I told him about the guy and the shit sex. He said we should invite him over for some group action and he did …

That’s another story