Tell me about all the bad sex you've had

[JCCramer]

Yikes. Sorry you went through that….

Thanks. It was all good, learned a valuable lesson. Also figured out I preferred guys more around that time so it wasn’t much of a loss.

 

[bravesoldier]

Most all of my bad encounters were not necessarily sexual, but with guys whose breath smelled like raw sewage, and that's no joke. To acquire that smell takes serious hygiene neglect. It's like, just what do these guys do for daily hygiene? Sixty seconds with a swipe of the toothbrush and maybe a milli-second of a swish with mouthwash? There is absolutely nothing worse than really bad breath, especially when a guy wants to kiss you.

Reality: that inch thick white coating on your tongue is rotten plaque and bacteria that smells like shit. It gets between your teeth too, that's why flossing is as important as cleaning the tongue.

Sorry to be blunt, but it's true.

 

[sunblower]

just recently moved and hopped on grindr to see who’s around. this dl guy ended up messaging me for carplay and i was down. he picks me up and tells me he’s from out of town as well so we both struggle with finding a secluded spot to park at. ended up finding a completely empty parking lot and park under a broken lamppost.

so we start kissing and i’m giving him head then we move to the backseat. at this point we are mid 69 and both fully nude when all of a sudden we see red and blue lights reflecting off the dashboard. at this point it was too late cause we heard a tap at the window. he rolls down the window and the cop starts by asking if we are both fully nude. we both awkwardly say yeah and he lets us put our clothes on.

now i’m in the backseat and he’s in the front trying to find his license and registration. i kinda felt bad at this point because he’s noticeably flustered and doesn’t know which paper to give him. so not only does this dl guy give him all the papers in his console but he starts nervously giving the cop his full name, his parents full name, n both of their addresses (so much for dl). i avoided any convo with the cop because i said i forgot my id at home so i was just chilling in the backseat witnessing all of this.

long story short the cop tells us we can go, just to find a new place not considered “in public”. by then we were both kinda turned off so he just dropped me off but before he awkwardly mumbles, “hey so like can you not tell anyone my name or address please?”. don’t get me wrong his cock was 9/10 and his head game was strong but after the situation that happened it has to be one of the embarrassing/bad sex stories i have so far.

 

[Incallidus]

just recently moved and hopped on grindr to see who’s around. this dl guy ended up messaging me for carplay and i was down. he picks me up and tells me he’s from out of town as well so we both struggle with finding a secluded spot to park at. ended up finding a completely empty parking lot and park under a broken lamppost.

so we start kissing and i’m giving him head then we move to the backseat. at this point we are mid 69 and both fully nude when all of a sudden we see red and blue lights reflecting off the dashboard. at this point it was too late cause we heard a tap at the window. he rolls down the window and the cop starts by asking if we are both fully nude. we both awkwardly say yeah and he lets us put our clothes on.

now i’m in the backseat and he’s in the front trying to find his license and registration. i kinda felt bad at this point because he’s noticeably flustered and doesn’t know which paper to give him. so not only does this dl guy give him all the papers in his console but he starts nervously giving the cop his full name, his parents full name, n both of their addresses (so much for dl). i avoided any convo with the cop because i said i forgot my id at home so i was just chilling in the backseat witnessing all of this.

long story short the cop tells us we can go, just to find a new place not considered “in public”. by then we were both kinda turned off so he just dropped me off but before he awkwardly mumbles, “hey so like can you not tell anyone my name or address please?”. don’t get me wrong his cock was 9/10 and his head game was strong but after the situation that happened it has to be one of the embarrassing/bad sex stories i have so far.

So...did you guys hook up again? Cause it sounds like there should be a hawt follow up.

 

[sunblower]

So...did you guys hook up again? Cause it sounds like there should be a hawt follow up.

i’m pretty sure he either deleted his account or blocked me lol so no round 2 sadly