The $10,000 10-inch challenge

It's an inaccurate measurement. Standing with ruler on top, non bone pressed. At least it doesn't look photoshopped.

Bullshit!! Look at the discoloration and the spots! It's probably not even a real banana. I'll bet it's not organically grown either!
 
It's an inaccurate measurement. Standing with ruler on top, non bone pressed. At least it doesn't look photoshopped.
I should at least win a prize for the nice curve...
 
Bullshit!! Look at the discoloration and the spots! It's probably not even a real banana. I'll bet it's not organically grown either!
Hey... we can’t all be perfect. I’m sure a lot of us spot with age. I didn’t see a rule that it has to be organic :D
 
By the time it gets verified by TinyPrincess? It's gunna be damaged goods! Or Banana Nut bread :D:eek::p:cool:

Unfortunately, bread pans are usually only 9 inches
 
So all those jokes about rich blokes in fuckyoulookitmywealth conspicious consumption ott cars are flat out wrong.
The dont have small weenies and are trying to overcompesate.
They are horse hung.
They have it ALL.
money.
Wealth.
Fame.
Huge big fat long hard cocks.
And fuck the poor.
The plebbs have small cocks.
My worldview was totally incorrect.

So:
Waiting for a rich 10" cock to pay TP?
 
By this logic not only is there huge dick in the WH.
Je also has a HUGE cock.
 
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