(I’m posting to ask you all the correct way to measure)
Guy in the below gif goes by “Straight Eight” (based on his purported dick length), although most of his followers have long suspected his dick of being slightly longer than 8”. Here he is measuring himself:
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Slightly blurry but we can see that based in where the ruler starts, he appears to be close to 9”. How long would you guys estimate him to be if he were measuring himself “correctly”?
Why all the movement if not trying to obscure reality?
Is the guy incapable of standing still for even five seconds?