The Weirdest Place You've Jerked Off Before
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How on earth can you WANK A TRAIN??!! They move too fast, for one thing... plus... no balls...
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My backyard as Hurricane Harvey barreled into Houston. I walked outside naked, used the rain as lube, stroked my cock as the wind howled, thunder growled and had one of the most intense orgasms. I’m hard again just thinking about it.
And here I thought those gusts of wind were just rain splattering. Turns out it was hurricane-speed jizz.
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We would like to see the real thing, not just the cartoon or the hidden treasure.
Definitely jerked in the bathroom stalls at work, but I came in my pants once on the bus when I was a teenager & also used to jerk off and cum on my 20th floor terrace in full view of anyone looking. I'm way more cautious these days but sometimes ya gotta do something!
THANK YOU! Most guys have it (understandably) when I do that, but I still do.
You can tell the difference between "me" and "I" if you take out the other pronoun. You should never say "He took I to the store" so "He took my friend and I" is wrong. "I" is only ever used as a subject. Ever.
End of lesson.
More important to be a proud slut than a grammarian.
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King Lear: "Blow, Winds, and crack your cheeks!"
Night club toilet after being rejected. ( I was high af).
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I've been meaning for a long time to research the sperm donor experience; not because I want to donate, but because it's such an odd situation. I have heard the clinics are very sterile and often, in in the era of porn, have only some tattered dog-care Playboy. Can't imagine anything less sexual. Somewhere along the way, I saw some video about a young married guy at the clinic and talking to his wife on the phone and her saying, "Maybe we should do phone sex" and he was STUNNED and exclaimed, "You know how to DO that??" Cute
I once had to give a sperm sample at the STI Clinic - lucky I live close so could go home and bring it back (as long as within 20 minutes) - it was the most non enjoyable wank I have eve had and the amount of cum I shot was puny.
I think "Non-Enjoyable Wank" would be a good name for a band.
Drunk on a night bus. I'd been back to a guy's place after a night out, but his flatmate was in (in hindsight I reckon it was his BF, but enough about my awful taste). I was on the top deck and sitting at the back, so I folded my coat on my lap and slid a hand under. I was able to use my fingertips to very slowly but firmly work my bellend, through my jeans and undies, until I blew my load in my shorts. Felt great and risky AF, but the clean up was not something my drunk and horny self had thought about, lol
Church rectory. I used to watch the church on nights as a form of security when nobody else was around. Clearly I am going to hell. 
Please tell more stories about jerking off in church. Or when you were a security!Church rectory. I used to watch the church on nights as a form of security when nobody else was around. Clearly I am going to hell.
