The Weirdest Place You've Jerked Off Before

[razorglade]

At the dinner table

Tell us more about it... sounds very interesting.

 

[hbbeachbum]

In the restroom at the top of the Eiffel Tower ... Was visiting the city with friends, sharing a room, no privacy and hadn't jerked off in days. Stepped away and took advantage of the private stalls up there.

 

[Big_a_20]

In the restroom at the top of the Eiffel Tower ... Was visiting the city with friends, sharing a room, no privacy and hadn't jerked off in days. Stepped away and took advantage of the private stalls up there.

The only way to top it now would be doing an “Eiffel tower” there on top the Eiffel Tower haha

 

[MaxSam_93]

On a city train, in the middle of the day while seated alone in the carriage...no one was around ad I got horny really bad. I went to the toilet only afterwards to clean myself a little.

 

[navywill83]

Trough urinal at a gay bar in NYC. It was getting empty, I was horny as hell and didn’t find a guy to go home with and needed to drain em.

 

[Bobbie1952]

At a fertility clinic. The whole situation was very sterile and weird. Took me forever to cum. Told me
Initially my wife could be in the room with me but when the time came To get the sample they wouldn’t let her.

Yeah, went to a fertility clinic. Masturbating in a room the size of a clinic with a well worn pornography magazine and aiming for a plastic cup doesn’t help productivity that’s for sure. Handing the tech your cup of warm cum is pretty strange too.

 

[vladaros123]

Badunkdadonk...That reminded me. Back in the1970's I made a long,
10 hour overnight trip on a train in India.

It was so hot and I was sweating gallons and my clothes stuck to me
and I was miserable. I met 2 very nice guys in their mid 20's who sat
across from me and whom I thought just might be gay, but was not
sure. They both were wearing dhotis and looked so cool. I mentioned
that I wish I had on what they were wearing for I was so uncomfortable
in my clothe of heavier fabric. One was wearing his dhoti pulled between
the legs like pants and the other wore his loose as a wraparound...sarong
like. Both wore white see through shirts and white boxers under their
dhotis which didn't hide anything. I have to say they looked Very Sexy!!!

In the late afternoon, they said "let's go up on the roof to get cool." I had
seen people doing that, but I thought it was a bit dangerous. They said no
if you are careful...and said come join us. After a little coaxing, I decided to
try it...even to get a bit cooler. The train never went too fast so it was not
too scary climbing up on top.

There was a wide, raised, flat board about 3 feet wide, running down the
middle of the roof which gave a flat space on which to sit and edges to
grab on to. There were no others on top of our car (or wagon as they
called it) so we three were alone...watching the sun beginning to set. The
dry heat and dust in the air caused an awesome sunset of bright colors.
It was beautiful up there and even though the air was hot, the breeze over
wet skin made it a bit more tolerable and there was the smell of flowers and
sandal wood in the air.

I heard one of the guys say to his friend that the heat made him wish he
could take his clothes off and wondered if I would mind. I said I heard him
and it would be ok with me and I wished I could do the same thing, He said,
thanks and I could join him of I wanted to. A bit of banter back and forth and
finally I decided to join them. It was easy for them to quickly get out of their
shirts and dhotis...just a pull and a jerk and off their dhotis came... I only
took off my shirt at first...but they goaded me into removing my pants. A bit
more and I was convinced to remove my boxers. It was still quite bight due
to the zillions of bright stars overhead....and here were 3 men, butt naked on
the roof of a moving train laughing and acting like teenagers.

One thing led to another and we eventually got around to talking of sex and got
erections. One of the guys reached over and took my cock in his hand and his
friend's cock in his other hand and looked at me and smiled. Eventually we all
took turns jerking each other...a circle jerk right there on top of the moving train.
They had huge cocks......certainly would have been welcomed here at lpsg.
They both spurted cum like machine guns over the edge of the train. I wondered
later if anyone below might have gotten hit.

Eventually it got cooler and we got sleepy, so we went back down into the train
and slept until we reached our destination. It was an awesome night.....I'd love to
do it again..

Thank the Heavens your train didnt stop at any station...otherwise it was the India of the 70s... they'all wouldve skinned you 3 alive!!! (Just Saying #noOffense)

 

[Sweaty_Jack]

Into a small forest river waterfall, plane bathroom, gym sauna, university, bus one time after fucking a guy for the first time and staying over his house, balcony of my parents place, in the snow outside a swimming pool sauna

 

[Sweaty_Jack]

Bus was half empty and i was at the back, stinking, smelling like sweat and cum and fucking aggressively horny finally fucking the shit out of a guy, i came all in my baggy shorts, and walked home smelling like shit ; )

 

[mickmm69]

Trough urinal at a gay bar in NYC. It was getting empty, I was horny as hell and didn’t find a guy to go home with and needed to drain em.

ive done that also , which bar?

 

[Roosterfish2]

When I was a senior in high school. I'd been out with friends. I took a short cut home through the school baseball field. I noticed the door to the batters box was open. I went in took out my cock and started thinking about the baseball players. Shot a huge load in there. Other than that.

 

[JSon101]

Don’t judge, but at Church.

 

[BEERCANDADDY]

Church rectory. I used to watch the church on nights as a form of security when nobody else was around. Clearly I am going to hell.

I wouldn't worry. I got caught jerking off in the gym showers by one of the catholic brothers at my Jesuit college. He just asked me to do some work at the rectory. They had a weight room in the basement, lockers, open showers. I worked out with the priests and brothers, rubbing one out after a good lift just seemed natural.

 

[NudeDude71]

1) At my desk at work on a Sunday when I had to go in to the office to catch up on work. Just me in my cube and the security guard up front.
2) While driving ... on a long road trip by myself.
3) In the men's bathroom at the mall when I could hear another guy moaning softly and jerking in the next stall.

 

[paulista_user]

i visited a parent in the hospital.

I had to wait my sister, one person at time in the bedroom.
I went in the bathroom and i did.

 

[bulgegawker]

 

[drambone2001]

I've been horny AF too. Just go with it!

 

[opinionman]

Notice that there's not all that much FOAMY liquid in the channel there until we see his cock spurting...

 

[1069369]

In no particular order:

1. in a brothel waiting room.
2. Just outside a police station in the bushes.
3. In my car while cruising the streets for hookers.
4. In various libraries while browsing porn in a secluded corner.
5. Countless of times at work browsing softcore till I’ve cummed my pants.
6. While riding my bike past some hot slut that wouldn’t talk to me. It do another ride-by and cum for her in my lycra shorts as I rode by.
7. In class or lecture with a hot teach. I’d let my cock throb under the desk until it erupted.

8. Abandoned and possibly haunted house while sifting through the previous occupant’s extensive porn stash.

 

[Il2wu51]

Teachers' Lounge at the elementary where my mother taught. Home freshman year for fall break and she asked me to stop by and help her move some things around in her schoolroom when I got to town. They had an afternoon assembly in the Cafetorium on the other side of the 1904 school building. So I waited in the basement lounge, which at one time had been the old coal furnace room. No sex partner yet at college, I was just shy of 20, and still bascially a walking erection most of the time. The lights were off and just some daylight from the high basement windows in the room. I felt the urge hit me and plopped down on the old couch to stoke one out. It also didn't take me long to cum at that age, usually three of four minutes, so I finished quickly. The janitor almost caught me though, I heard him pass by the door, the classic key ring jingle was the give away. Because of this I just pulled my boxers up and trapped all the cum on my chest under my shirt and of course my underwear too. I went out to my car and got some other clothes to put on and cleaned up in the staff restroom. It was fun and I think about it when I drive by the building (private offices now and not a school anymore BTW).