The Weirdest Place You've Jerked Off Before

[opinionman]

In no particular order:

1. in a brothel waiting room.
2. Just outside a police station in the bushes.
3. In my car while cruising the streets for hookers.
4. In various libraries while browsing porn in a secluded corner.
5. Countless of times at work browsing softcore till I’ve cummed my pants.
6. While riding my bike past some hot slut that wouldn’t talk to me. It do another ride-by and cum for her in my lycra shorts as I rode by.
7. In class or lecture with a hot teach. I’d let my cock throb under the desk until it erupted.

8. Abandoned and possibly haunted house while sifting through the previous occupant’s extensive porn stash.

OMG, this is fuckin hilarious! You beat off in a BROTHER waiting room??! Was that, like doing it while looking for hookers, an attempt to save a little money? A HAUNTED house? Did you at least ask the ghost for a blow job? : )

 

[opinionman]

Teachers' Lounge at the elementary where my mother taught. Home freshman year for fall break and she asked me to stop by and help her move some things around in her schoolroom when I got to town. They had an afternoon assembly in the Cafetorium on the other side of the 1904 school building. So I waited in the basement lounge, which at one time had been the old coal furnace room. No sex partner yet at college, I was just shy of 20, and still bascially a walking erection most of the time. The lights were off and just some daylight from the high basement windows in the room. I felt the urge hit me and plopped down on the old couch to stoke one out. It also didn't take me long to cum at that age, usually three of four minutes, so I finished quickly. The janitor almost caught me though, I heard him pass by the door, the classic key ring jingle was the give away. Because of this I just pulled my boxers up and trapped all the cum on my chest under my shirt and of course my underwear too. I went out to my car and got some other clothes to put on and cleaned up in the staff restroom. It was fun and I think about it when I drive by the building (private offices now and not a school anymore BTW).

Well, you DID say you'd five her a hand!

 

[Curious65]

I dressing room in JCPenney's.

 

[1069369]

In my 20's I'd edge my cock in my car cruising the streets frequented by hookers. I'd be so horny that I'd bust my load when I saw some. Some I'd pickup and we'd fuck in the back of my car in a secluded street.
Yet others would come to my car and I'd have my cock out and be jerking off. Few I timed it right and they'd see me cum!

 

[drambone2001]

In my 20's I'd edge my cock in my car cruising the streets frequented by hookers. I'd be so horny that I'd bust my load when I saw some. Some I'd pickup and we'd fuck in the back of my car in a secluded street.
Yet others would come to my car and I'd have my cock out and be jerking off. Few I timed it right and they'd see me cum!

That's just hot!

 

[opinionman]

Well, you DID say you'd five her a hand!

*give

 

[Linkguy13]

I have jerked during missions in the Stryker. I also jerked off in a sauna and I have jerked off at a forest reserve. I also jerked off at the public restroom at the mall.

 

[Ohiojohn]

fitting room at kohl’s, doctors office and shower at one of my last jobs would have to be my top 3

 

[Linkguy13]

fitting room at kohl’s, doctors office and shower at one of my last jobs would have to be my top 3

In an airplane, in my engineering class and in a Stryker on mission in iraq.

 

[opinionman]

1. Buckingham Palace that time I scaled the wall and had a chat with the Queen
2. First lunar Landing 1969.
3. Skydiving. I have heard that CUM dropped from several thousand feet can be quite dangerous...

 

[Geo0104947]

I had a temp job in college at electronics manufacturer. I was asked to come in on Saturday to do some extra work but I was one of like 3 people in the entire plant. Got horny while working all alone and decided to get some relief. I found a small storage room and stroked one out. It was a turn on doing that where people would be working during business hours.

 

[opinionman]

In an airplane, in my engineering class and in a Stryker on mission in iraq.

Would that be a JEFF Stryker?

 

[dagofast69]

In class once in HS I was in the back of the room and only my buddy that dared me saw. While driving, in the church bathroom, in the back of my parents van with them up front, on my tractor, in a hayfield with my buddy, That was just random. Neither one was married at the time and it was just us loading bales. I pulled mine out to piss and he did the same. We are in the shade at this point and we start watching each other piss. So I pull mine and few times..then he pulls his. Then we just jerk a load out and go back to work.

Always wanted to have a piss-then-nut outside with another dude, preferably one of my homies while we’re golfing haha

 

[edonline]

Always wanted to have a piss-then-nut outside with another dude, preferably one of my homies while we’re golfing haha

I've pulled mine out while playing golf a few times. Take a piss off the greens - or sometimes on depending on who's around - and usually joined by a buddy or more

 

[mattturner]

I use to do a lot of power washing,like drives and pathways when i was younger and realized when using the power washer and running the cable between my legs the vibrations would make me cum in no time .
so you could say iv done it in a lot of public places more or less every day with out anyone knowing