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I find it annoying when during a rimming scene the active person is spitting onto the hole he should better soften by virtuose tongue- playing

Spitting in general is just a weird thing to do in porn. Who cares about somebody shooting his saliva from a distance? There's no intimacy in that
 

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I hate it when a dude is getting oral/pussy/anal but pulls out to jerk his dick while the other person's waiting open-mouthed underneath

If he's having sex with somebody, why jerk himself off to completion? You can do that when you're alone. What a waste

Plus, the person waiting to catch it on their tongue usually looks bored and annoyed....as they should, because wtf is in it for them? Tasting some sperm that's already getting cool and clammy? Whoopee

It's one of the lamest of all varieties of cumshot, maybe even *the* lamest
 

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I hate it when a dude is getting oral/pussy/anal but pulls out to jerk his dick while the other person's waiting open-mouthed underneath

If he's having sex with somebody, why jerk himself off to completion? You can do that when you're alone. What a waste

Plus, the person waiting to catch it on their tongue usually looks bored and annoyed....as they should, because wtf is in it for them? Tasting some sperm that's already getting cool and clammy? Whoopee

It's one of the lamest of all varieties of cumshot, maybe even *the* lamest
i love that when a guy does that he's jerkin his dick with their own natural juices is hot as fuck
 

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I find it annoying when during a rimming scene the active person is spitting onto the hole he should better soften by virtuose tongue- playing
I totally agree with you! I hate the spitting!
 
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I hate it when a dude is getting oral/pussy/anal but pulls out to jerk his dick while the other person's waiting open-mouthed underneath

If he's having sex with somebody, why jerk himself off to completion? You can do that when you're alone. What a waste

Plus, the person waiting to catch it on their tongue usually looks bored and annoyed....as they should, because wtf is in it for them? Tasting some sperm that's already getting cool and clammy? Whoopee

It's one of the lamest of all varieties of cumshot, maybe even *the* lamest
Omg YESSSSSSS and it sometimes takes like a million years, who the fuck produces that shit, edit it down at least!!. The guy should be pulling out mid blast, and just make a mess lol.
 

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You're literally sniffing chemicals you probably approve of GHB too i bet. But poppers is one of if not the main reasons for HIV transmission and progression.

Sorry, but what the actual fuck are you even talking about? Poppers are not a narcotic or an addictive substance. They are not even in the same league as GHB. They give you a momentary high (30 -120 seconds) because of vascular dilation and don't interact with brain chemistry and influence behaviour in the same way narcotic drugs do at all. Researchers have also found no link between popper use and HIV infections.

The main risk with Poppers is how it can interact with medications particularly cialis/viagra and also heart medications. But otherwise they are safe to use.
 

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Sorry, but what the actual fuck are you even talking about? Poppers are not a narcotic or an addictive substance. They are not even in the same league as GHB. They give you a momentary high (30 -120 seconds) because of vascular dilation and don't interact with brain chemistry and influence behaviour in the same way narcotic drugs do at all. Researchers have also found no link between popper use and HIV infections.

The main risk with Poppers is how it can interact with medications particularly cialis/viagra and also heart medications. But otherwise they are safe to use.
It can also affect your vision and breathing, but more importantly it was one of the main causes for catching HIV and also the progression of the condition due to it causing your t cell level to lower along with glutathione. At the end of the day it's a chemical that shouldn't be getting inhaled, but I guess ita down ti the individual. I have always had to much self-worth and respect for myself to do it, its beneath me but again up to the individual.
 

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I also hate when the scene cuts and the clothes just magically disappear without watching them take it all of piece by piece.

in the same vein, when there’s a jump cut and all of a sudden they’re fucking. Like, I want to see the moment of penetration!
 

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Omg YESSSSSSS and it sometimes takes like a million years, who the fuck produces that shit, edit it down at least!!. The guy should be pulling out mid blast, and just make a mess lol.

What's even funnier is when they *do* edit it down so there's 1 or 2 jump cuts before the money shot, and the other person looks more and more tired of sticking his/her tongue out after each one
 
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