Things In Porn You Hate?

[Bigredlobster]

I hate POV as it means I won't see kissing and either only one guy getting sucked or a woman who's not getting eaten out.

I don't know if it's a control thing or not but if there's two people (or more) in a sex scene I want to see all their faces not just the face of whoever is getting fucked!

Don't like violence in a scene or anything that seems like someone is being forced to enjoy themselves!

Thankfully have not seen any prolapse scenes and nor do I want to!

 

[3HandsfulofDick]

Men slapping women on the ass (like they really doing something) and can’t fuck worth a DAMN.

 

[hotfun82]

-Fake/Excessive screaming and moaning, dirty talk
-POV porn. just don't see any appeal of it. You can't see other guy. Boring
-Excessive tattoos all over their body. Huge turn off.
-Fake or weak cum shot.
-Excessive pain torture - I don't mind little bit choking, slapping or throat fucking but when you see guys grabbing girl's neck, mercilessly fuck her throat, and tears starts running down her eyes...now that's just plain torture - huge turn off.
-One sided sex where guy only get serviced and doesn't return the favor. No tits sucking, no pussy/ass licking, no cock sucking/rimming in gay porn.
-No kissing making out, straight go to sucking and fucking.
-Overload of incest porn, especially in straight porn. It seems some studios are getting so desperate and willing to go to any level to get customer attention. Pure taboo channel's scenes were disturbing to watch and had to close the channel.

This last one is a trend i noticed in straight porn - reduction of missionary position. Nowdays i hardly find any scenes where guys completely lay on top of the girl and making out with her while fucking, good amount of shot where you can see his bubble butt bouncing up and down, his balls swinging. I find this type of shot huge turn on. In 80s, 90s, and early 20s porn you can find many scenes like that, not a lot these days. It i s mostly girl's on top, side to side and doggy.

 

[Beau Bainbridge]

This last one is a trend i noticed in straight porn - reduction of missionary position. Nowdays i hardly find any scenes where guys completely lay on top of the girl and making out with her while fucking, good amount of shot where you can see his bubble butt bouncing up and down, his balls swinging. I find this type of shot huge turn on. In 80s, 90s, and early 20s porn you can find many scenes like that, not a lot these days. It i s mostly girl's on top, side to side and doggy.

Meanwhile this position is everywhere in straight porn these days and it fucking sucks

 

[hotfun82]

Meanwhile this position is everywhere in straight porn these days and it fucking sucks

Agree. It sucks. feel bad for girls who not only have to take deep hard fucking in that position but maintain balance and taking a lot pressure on upper body while no pillow support. Another position is standing position where girl's one leg on guy's shoulder and take hard fucking. Talking about major legs cramp.

I really wish they go back to old roots and show some more men butt balls while fucking. I really love seeing hot guys fucking in missionary while being passionate with his girl/guy.

 

[HairyAussieBloke]

Fake moaning and when they show one guy or girls face and not the top at the same time.

 

[jtheimpaler]

Fake scenarios…. Particularly ones they trying to pass off as “real” as oppose to a story…
Security can footage etc and by extension the weird cam models that invite a friend over and pretend to suck him every Time her bloke goes to the loo….

 

[Mushrhoom]

Its probably already been said but music. I hate music in porn, its so distracting and often too loud

I'll second that. Nothing is more erotic than the natural sounds, hard breathing etc. And you amateurs - kill the goddamn TV or radio playing in the background.
And while I'm at it, what is the appeal with women wearing heels or men wearing watches while they're fucking? Sex is done totally naked, unless it's a quickie in an elevator or some other similar setting. If you're in bed, get fully naked.

 

[Max108]

I'll second that. Nothing is more erotic than the natural sounds, hard breathing etc. And you amateurs - kill the goddamn TV or radio playing in the background.
And while I'm at it, what is the appeal with women wearing heels or men wearing watches while they're fucking? Sex is done totally naked, unless it's a quickie in an elevator or some other similar setting. If you're in bed, get fully naked.

Thats all so absolute true! Those 70's like pin up settings ( heels and blink blink watches ) are just ridiculous

 

[Cosgood]

Meanwhile this position is everywhere in straight porn these days and it fucking sucks

I agree with this. I'd like to add the one where the dude is standing and he picks up him/her and fucks them standing up. It's just viable and looks uncomfortable.

 

[CandiAndJames]

bad music, Fake loud moaning.

 

[deleted22448]

Dreadful background music and guys who don't look as though they are actually enjoying it and close up penetration shots .. i din't mind for a second or two but I prefer to see the whole scene ... there is a video where Tim Skyler get's gangbanged by about 15 guys but most of it is shot from underneath showing the penetration but from that you don't get the feeling of the gangbang

 

[SeeTheDifference]

“Small dick” porn never has small dicks.

 

[hot-rod]

Having to look at all of these young guys on here. They do nothing for me. Give me the older gentlemen any day.

 

[deleted6604521]

I hate racial stereotypes, the weird step-sibling fetish, and the excessively hard fucking for the entire scene.

 

[hotfun82]

I agree with this. I'd like to add the one where the dude is standing and he picks up him/her and fucks them standing up. It's just viable and looks uncomfortable.

Mid-air fucking position can be hot but top needs to be stronger and needs lot of stamina. I have fucked few short guys in that position. Best part is, seeing bottom's entire body bounce up and down, especially his bubble butt.

 

[Japabrus]

Condoms

 

[Craig885]

Advertising gas station erection pills when their models can’t even get an erection after using them. Then spending the first 5 minutes of the video interrogating them about drug use and if they are under duress when most of them are visibly intoxicated on some kind of substance.

 

[3HandsfulofDick]

Advertising gas station erection pills when their models can’t even get an erection after using them. Then spending the first 5 minutes of the video interrogating them about drug use and if they are under duress when most of them are visibly intoxicated on some kind of substance.

Those pills (like viagara/cialis) doesn’t make one hard… When getting an erection, it keeps you hard ..

 

[Craig885]

Those pills (like viagara/cialis) doesn’t make one hard… When getting an erection, it keeps you hard ..

How much is gayhoopla paying you to say that? Also, if that’s the case, why do their models have problems maintaining erections, even when having straight sex?