Two trees are growing up side by side

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Two trees are growing up side by side in the forest one is a birch tree, and one is a beech tree. They are so conceited, they rarely noticed the rest of the forest around them. Until one day, they look down and notice a young sapling growing up between them. One asks the other, is this the son of a birch, or a son of a beech? Neither of them knew, but as luck would have it, a woodpecker floated in and landed on the young sapling. So they asked him, is this the son of a birch or is it the son of a beech? The woodpecker said, one moment gentlemen. And then he tapped on the sapling for a moment, and then munched the fibers in his mouth. Then he looked up to the two trees and said I am sorry to tell you gentlemen this is neither the son of a birch, nor is it the son of a beech. It is however, the very best piece of ash I have I have had my pecker in.
 
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