Vaginal Desiccants

[Tight_N_Juicy]

This one happened in person at work the other day, but when guys hit on me by saying "my wife/gf just left me, I need a friend".

The fuck outta here, why did SHE leave your sorry ass you fucking crackhead??? What a fucking moron.

My co-worker found it hilarious, and gave me props for not puking in dude's face. (co worker is a man, and totally had a dry vagina over that shit too)

 

[rtg]

Apparently “root” is Aussie slang for sex. I prefer shag.

It sure is! But usually only bogans say it a bogan is I guess what you would call a hick or trailer trash?

 

[rtg]

But desiccants....
Braggadocio, bought into societal beauty standards, snobbery, tobacco use, beer consumption, heavy meat eating, gluttony, trumpism, asking pervious partner size questions, foot fetish guys, panty guys (and the whole sissy thing)....

Same for me! Beer consumption in moderation is okay with me... but I’ll also throw in drug user, misogyny, entitlement and selfishness.

 

[LaFemme]

It sure is! But usually only bogans say it a bogan is I guess what you would call a hick or trailer trash?

Well, that kinda suits the user I guess. Might be too good a term for him though.

 

[rtg]

Well, that kinda suits the user I guess. Might be too good a term for him though.

I have no doubt that he’s a massive bogan. Using the word root and bogans also dry me up like the desert.

 

[LaFemme]

I have no doubt that he’s a massive bogan. Using the word root and bogans also dry me up like the desert.

Just seeing his avatar dries me up. *shudder*

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

This shit:
i don'twant us men to bow down to women, hell no; we're the dominant sex. i want us men to understand women and know how to put them in there place in a fashion that they will go there willingly (and trust me they will go willingly). i don't have enough time to even begin to explain this here. just go do the research yourself, it will be more meaningful that way."

That dried my vagina up so fast it's not even funny.

 

[693987]

This shit:
i don'twant us men to bow down to women, hell no; we're the dominant sex. i want us men to understand women and know how to put them in there place in a fashion that they will go there willingly (and trust me they will go willingly). i don't have enough time to even begin to explain this here. just go do the research yourself, it will be more meaningful that way."

That dried my vagina up so fast it's not even funny.

Ew.

 

[918177]

This shit:
i don'twant us men to bow down to women, hell no; we're the dominant sex. i want us men to understand women and know how to put them in there place in a fashion that they will go there willingly (and trust me they will go willingly). i don't have enough time to even begin to explain this here. just go do the research yourself, it will be more meaningful that way."

That dried my vagina up so fast it's not even funny.

Dried up, snapped shut with a clang and healed over.

 

[MickeyLee]

My vagina is now an ancient papyrus, a pussypyrus if you will. When translated it reads "ugh, I can't"

 

[LaFemme]

This shit:
i don'twant us men to bow down to women, hell no; we're the dominant sex. i want us men to understand women and know how to put them in there place in a fashion that they will go there willingly (and trust me they will go willingly). i don't have enough time to even begin to explain this here. just go do the research yourself, it will be more meaningful that way."

That dried my vagina up so fast it's not even funny.

He had me right up until that last paragraph. Sahara desert.

 

[MickeyLee]

How dry is my pussy?

My pussy can preserve cut flowers.

 

[693987]

This shit:
i don'twant us men to bow down to women, hell no; we're the dominant sex. i want us men to understand women and know how to put them in there place in a fashion that they will go there willingly (and trust me they will go willingly). i don't have enough time to even begin to explain this here. just go do the research yourself, it will be more meaningful that way."

That dried my vagina up so fast it's not even funny.

Makes me wonder what that dude thinks of the multitudes of men who want female led relationships, the guys who want a "goddess" to serve, etc. Must ignore their existence. Plus, I don't actually care what that person thinks.

 

[LaFemme]

How dry is my pussy?
My pussy can preserve cut flowers.

I think we need a new thread.

 

[LaFemme]

How dry is my pussy?

It outperforms Bounty in 9 out of 10 picking up spills. It’s the new quicker picker upper.

 

[MickeyLee]

Pussy so dry she wrote jokes for Mitch Hedberg's last HBO special.

 

[LaFemme]

Pussy so dry, she can turn a wet wipe into a tampon.

 

[1850231]

This shit:
i don'twant us men to bow down to women, hell no; we're the dominant sex. i want us men to understand women and know how to put them in there place in a fashion that they will go there willingly (and trust me they will go willingly). i don't have enough time to even begin to explain this here. just go do the research yourself, it will be more meaningful that way."

That dried my vagina up so fast it's not even funny.

Oh man, what was that? I like that guy - he posts really insightful stuff but that paragraph was, well, sobering. “...the more dominant sex”? Men? No love, you’re not. As for putting us ”in our place...” JFC, these lunatics are hiding everywhere. There is no dominant sex and anyone believing they have the power to put more than half the human population “in their place”, is delusional.

 

[950483]

So dry that it has completely solved the damp problem in my spare room.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

So dry I might have to change my fucking username.