Anyone translate ?
Gist:
1. Hey bitch.
2. Oh hi. Thanks for (calling me a) bitch/slut ("vagabunda"). I'm at the gym ("academia").
1. I'll be in your neighbourhood after lunch because (dentist something) in a nearby house. Can I drop by?
2. Hey! You always carry your toolbox, right? Cause I got a li'l job for you (here)...
1. Yeah, I'll bring my toolbox, but the job I'm gonna do is stick my (cable/rod) into your pipe, your slutty ass and fill it with milk.
2. This comes with hunger, skinny sexy
1. I'm warning you, put on a "red wire" (some kind of Brazilian slang?) HEIM - more Brazilian Portuguese slang
2. LOL, coloured whore/heart of a whore. You can leave (deixar)