What made you laugh today?

One of my straight friends wants to get his ass ate by a lady friend, so I described to him how I would do it (not that I would actually do it, just to give him some ideas of what to expect when he gets a visit from a tongue from behind). I finished the description by just randomly stating "just don't kiss her afterward, that's like kissing your own ass" as a joke. And it made me laugh afterward because it was one of those internal thoughts that I accidentally said out loud. It caused laughter on his end too...

I mean side, not end. Especially not backend..
 
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I went to the Highland Games in Stone Mountain, Ga. one year, and met this big burly red-headed Scotsman wearing what must have been 30 yards of kilt! It was beautiful!

We were joking around, so I had to tease him and ask what he was wearing beneath his kilt.

He smiled and me and said "my socks."
 
I went to the Highland Games in Stone Mountain, Ga. one year, and met this big burly red-headed Scotsman wearing what must have been 30 yards of kilt! It was beautiful!

We were joking around, so I had to tease him and ask what he was wearing beneath his kilt.

He smiled and me and said "my socks."

it was true, no?
 
Well, the look in his eye made me believe he was ready to prove it. So I laughed nervously and left before he could!
Well, I bet he would have, so since you didn’t want to see, you did the right thing!
 
I went to the Highland Games in Stone Mountain, Ga. one year, and met this big burly red-headed Scotsman wearing what must have been 30 yards of kilt! It was beautiful!

We were joking around, so I had to tease him and ask what he was wearing beneath his kilt.

He smiled and me and said "my socks."

My time at the coffee shop taught me one thing: (well, more than that but for the sake of context and subject matter..) a man in a kilt may very well be happily freeballing.

As long as I don't get involuntary glances (which kilts are designed to avoid) I'm thoroughly ok with it. I never did have to see balls/shaft I didn't ask to see, but I absolutely did more than once overhear conversations about kilt wearing and what isn't typically worn underneath.
 
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“I am not tropical, I ain’t a damn toucan..”

“..the lord needs to delegate weather control. Where’s Moses?..”

“…what do I need to put this thing on, power ranger?”

This woman is perfectly explaining what this heat wave in the southwestern USA feels like