What made you laugh today?

[NCbear]

On this morning’s walk, I saw a mockingbird running/flapping/squawking/pecking behind a squirrel, both going fast as hell along a telephone wire—until the squirrel abruptly took a header off the wire into the top of a thickly branched evergreen tree.

The mockingbird then turned around, balanced carefully on the wire, looked at me, and let out some triumphant-sounding calls.

NCbear (who’s still wondering what the hell the squirrel did—this is the first time in my life I’ve seen a bird scolding and pecking a squirrel as it tried hard to run away)

 

[Squirrel1]

On this morning’s walk, I saw a mockingbird running/flapping/squawking/pecking behind a squirrel, both going fast as hell along a telephone wire—until the squirrel abruptly took a header off the wire into the top of a thickly branched evergreen tree.

The mockingbird then turned around, balanced carefully on the wire, looked at me, and let out some triumphant-sounding calls.

NCbear (who’s still wondering what the hell the squirrel did—this is the first time in my life I’ve seen a bird scolding and pecking a squirrel as it tried hard to run away)

Hmmm. Wasn’t me.

 

[edonline]

 

[willow78]

One word:

FARTSDUMPEN

Fartsdumpen – Sexguiden
(graphic sexual content)

 

[ozwestcoastboy]

 

[ActionBuddy]

I don't know much about Art, but I know what I like!

A/B

 

[yhtang]

This is educational. I am sure many a man had pointed this to the female partner and said, "That's how it is done for starters !"

 

[deleted3852821]

A female friend posted this on Facebook today, claiming she found it on the beach and wondering what kind of sea creature it may be.

It looks like a real deep diver to me, possibly from french waters.

 

[885840]

Scene from the show "Dead Like Me" airing on Tubi and IMDB TV

Delores Herbig: "IBS is a terrible condition. Marilyn Monroe suffered from it..."

George Lass: "Is that what blew her skirt up?"

 

[885840]

 

[885840]

 

[NCbear]

For all the academic types:

NCbear (who’s been there and done that)

 

[885840]

 

[ActionBuddy]

From Twitter:

Alex Zalben @azalben

Replace all the statues of Columbus with statues of Columbo.

A/B

 

[885840]

“…synthetic penis….” used to try to get out of a drug test lol

synthetic penis I’ve heard of dildos and butt plugs but

 

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[edonline]

 

[ActionBuddy]

#Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
Meanwhile... Every Home Should Have A Vagina Tunnel

A/B

 

[NCbear]

From Bill Bryson’s The Mother Tongue: English and How It Got That Way:

We should perhaps bear in mind that the House of Lords is a largely powerless, nonelective institution. It is an arresting fact of British political life that a Briton can enjoy a national platform and exalted status simply because he is the residue of an illicit coupling 300 years before between a monarch and an orange seller.

NCbear (who thinks that’s such a creative burn that I’ll have to find a way to use it someday)

 

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