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On this morning’s walk, I saw a mockingbird running/flapping/squawking/pecking behind a squirrel, both going fast as hell along a telephone wire—until the squirrel abruptly took a header off the wire into the top of a thickly branched evergreen tree.

The mockingbird then turned around, balanced carefully on the wire, looked at me, and let out some triumphant-sounding calls.

NCbear (who’s still wondering what the hell the squirrel did—this is the first time in my life I’ve seen a bird scolding and pecking a squirrel as it tried hard to run away)
 

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On this morning’s walk, I saw a mockingbird running/flapping/squawking/pecking behind a squirrel, both going fast as hell along a telephone wire—until the squirrel abruptly took a header off the wire into the top of a thickly branched evergreen tree.

The mockingbird then turned around, balanced carefully on the wire, looked at me, and let out some triumphant-sounding calls.

NCbear (who’s still wondering what the hell the squirrel did—this is the first time in my life I’ve seen a bird scolding and pecking a squirrel as it tried hard to run away)
Hmmm. Wasn’t me. :)
 

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A female friend posted this on Facebook today, claiming she found it on the beach and wondering what kind of sea creature it may be. :eek:

It looks like a real deep diver to me, possibly from french waters. ;) FB_IMG_1624481386596.jpg
 
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Scene from the show "Dead Like Me" airing on Tubi and IMDB TV

Delores Herbig: "IBS is a terrible condition. Marilyn Monroe suffered from it..."

George Lass: "Is that what blew her skirt up?"
 
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“…synthetic penis….” used to try to get out of a drug test lol

synthetic penis I’ve heard of dildos and butt plugs but :emoji_skull:
 

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From Bill Bryson’s The Mother Tongue: English and How It Got That Way:

We should perhaps bear in mind that the House of Lords is a largely powerless, nonelective institution. It is an arresting fact of British political life that a Briton can enjoy a national platform and exalted status simply because he is the residue of an illicit coupling 300 years before between a monarch and an orange seller.

NCbear (who thinks that’s such a creative burn that I’ll have to find a way to use it someday)