What made you laugh today?

[NCbear]

Learning that on Disney+, the short “Your Friend the Rat” has just one warning:

Contains tobacco depictions.

NCbear (who thinks the constant explosions, graphic animation of the bubonic plague, and other references to horrific, unsanitary, or violent actions deserve at least a mention)

 

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[885840]

I wish someone would break into my apartment and clean it
Man called "cleaning fairy" accidentally breaks into home, cleans it

 

[ActionBuddy]

That's right... Mac 'n Cheese ice cream!

Watch "Meanwhile... Does Mac & Cheese Ice Cream Threaten Colbert's Dessert Dominance?"

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[ActionBuddy]

Pornhub Launches a Museum Guide for Classical Nudes – ARTnews.com
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Classic Nudes | Pornhub

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[deleted3852821]

I saw this pic today and had to modify the headline.

 

[885840]

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Jeff Bezos has always struck me as a royal dick head.

so it is totally appropriate he flew into space in a dildo shaped rocket… and naturally the “mushroom head” looks kinda big lol

 

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[creek47]

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[french_toast]

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Relaaaatable!

 

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[NCbear]

On the “Beat Shazam” show just now, a young woman just said not only that she was studying to be a gynecologist but that she was “a sexual health advocate for the state of Alabama.”

Oooooo-kay.

NCbear (who burst out laughing because—to be honest—the mind boggles: What in the world is she saying to people in Alabama [one of the most Bible Belt of Bible Belt states] about their sexual health? And what are her advocacy goals and measures of success?? Oh . . . . my. And then one of the subsequent songs was “I will do anything for love (but I won’t do that).” Oh my God—how amazingly appropriate! <HUGE grin>)

 

[ActionBuddy]

I *heart* Stephen Colbert! He makes me laugh about these sorry times.:

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[885840]

I laughed because me and Trump actually agree on something lol

 

[ActionBuddy]

Just what every MAGA household needs.

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[NCbear]

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Poor animal. What a resemblance to Mitch McConnell!

NCbear (who wishes I could unsee it)

 

[885840]

Based on this, I’d say this establishment is for cannibals only