What's the most humorous misunderstanding of female anatomy you've come across?

[AlteredEgo]

I think probably the biggest misunderstanding that most males (and some females) have is that breasts are sex organs. Um, no. They're not. Yes, I get a sensation from him licking them, but to be blunt, I get a lot more reaction from him nibbling on my earlobes.

He gets a bigger reaction from my boobs than I do.

Ohhh, my gosh! THIS!

 

[MickeyLee]

my boobs are pretty damn sexual.
proof that not all ladies are the same/like the same things

there are studies that breast size *bigger* reduces sensitivity.

 

[LaFemme]

my boobs are pretty damn sexual.
proof that not all ladies are the same/like the same things

there are studies that breast size *bigger* reduces sensitivity.

Hey, I have pretty damn big boobs and they are extremely sensitive. Proof again, have some differences! :wink:

Sensitive or not - breasts are secondary sex organs.

 

[EllieP]

Hey, I have pretty damn big boobs and they are extremely sensitive. Proof again, have some differences! :wink:

Sensitive or not - breasts are secondary sex organs.

Secondary sexual characteristics. We all have boobs.

 

[MickeyLee]

a booby rainbow
heaps of variation

 

[AlteredEgo]

Breasts are not sex organs. They are for nursing. They are secondary sex characteristics, not genitals. Every third page here you see some crass dude wondering why it is okay to display cleavage but not a clear, detailed outline of his dick. It's not a good comparison. It just isnt. As far as sensitivity, my nipples are plenty sensitive, not my whole breasts.

 

[MickeyLee]

yeah, true. but they are also lots of fun to play with

 

[LaFemme]

Secondary sexual characteristics. We all have boobs.

Yeah, that's what I meant! :biggrin1:

 

[Enid]

Hey, I have pretty damn big boobs and they are extremely sensitive. Proof again, have some differences! :wink:

Sensitive or not - breasts are secondary sex organs.

Yes! Me too. My actual nipples are so sensitive I don't really like them squeezed or pinched hard at first (I will flinch, twist away) -- not until the areola is stimulated in kind of a soft, teasing way.

Then there's shark week...then, even touching the air around my breasts gets me to jump away faster than you can say "boob."

 

[TexanStar]

Then there's shark week...

lol, my new favorite euphemism

 

[693987]

A dude asked me if I could "feel him in my womb" at one point when we were fucking, which was equal parts horrifying and hilarious

 

[AlteredEgo]

A dude asked me if I could "feel him in my womb" at one point when we were fucking, which was equal parts horrifying and hilarious

I would pay good money to have seen the expression on your face.

Any type of insinuation that body size/type correlates to vagina size.

 

[TexanStar]

A dude asked me if I could "feel him in my womb" at one point when we were fucking, which was equal parts horrifying and hilarious

Haha, how successful were you at stifling a laugh?

 

[EllieP]

Wait, don't you have to penetrate the womb to impregnate a woman?

Would have been hilarious if you had said "You didn't? Oh, now I'm pregnant!"

 

[MickeyLee]

my vagina has teeth
mere utterance of womb triggers the bite reflex

troux faques

 

[693987]

People thinking you can "lose" things in a vagina............ :damnit1:

 

[693987]

I would pay good money to have seen the expression on your face.

Any type of insinuation that body size/type correlates to vagina size.

To be fair, this guy was a virgin before me. And most of the porn he watched was Japanese hentai, so his "knowledge" of what sex should be like, and female anatomy was severely lacking.

 

[AlteredEgo]

People thinking you can "lose" things in a vagina............ :damnit1:

For what it's worth, I once lost track of a condom for a few days. We both knew it came off, it I thought he was able to grab it, and that the weird feeling I had was due to his little fishing expedition. Meanwhile, he thought I understood that he couldn't get a good grip on it and pull it out. But when that weird feeling just wouldn't go away, I went in after it myself, looking for some sign of injury, and was surprised to pull it out.

 

[LaFemme]

People thinking you can "lose" things in a vagina............ :damnit1:

For what it's worth, I once lost track of a condom for a few days. We both knew it came off, it I thought he was able to grab it, and that the weird feeling I had was due to his little fishing expedition. Meanwhile, he thought I understood that he couldn't get a good grip on it and pull it out. But when that weird feeling just wouldn't go away, I went in after it myself, looking for some sign of injury, and was surprised to pull it out.

What a surprise! Agreement again!

CAUTION: read at your own risk!

There have been several instances where some young ladies I supervised had to be reminded to remove tampons prior to inserting new ones. The old one could get "lost" inside causing some real health issues weeks down the road. Yeah....not good.

 

[LaFemme]

I saw this on Orange is the New Black, but I know men and women who had to be taught that women do not pee out of their vagina! It was all a great mysterious "down there"! I actually had to find a diagram on the Internet and prove it to one woman. And she had children!