After being told a fair few times by a few different ex's, mates at urinals and eventually the wife and then starting to believe and finally giving in to curiosity by measuring it properly with a tailors tape and putting my numbers in to websites like CalcSD or the (now closed) Visualiser websites... then getting results that say it's 'enormous'.
That kind of does make you sit up and pay attention and think that all this time they might have actually been telling the truth and not just trying to make me feel good about myself!!
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