And THAT's why I think nudity in a guys' locker room should be required.
By the way, that's "Emasculated" not "Immasculated". Maybe you're thinking of "immolated," which would be a shocking thing to see in a locker room!
Your comment about the other guys teasing you about pitching a tent (a phrase, by the way, whose originator, whoever it was, deserves our respect for his poetic vision) reminds me of a change in locker rooms that I have read many times:
Whereas nowadays, apparently stripping naked in the locker room means you're gay, it used to be just the opposite: If you COULDN'T strip like normal, it signaled that you were afraid to get naked because you'd get hard , which would mean you were gay.
Man, we're a messed up gender! : )