Dolly Parton is EVERYTHING! I've heard her use this line a few times in interviews and it always cracks me up: It takes a lot of money to look this cheap! I. LOVE. DOLLY. PARTON.
Now, staying on topic, this thread gave me an idea: How much coin someone could make if they took this "concept" of praying to lose weight to...praying for a bigger peen! A L
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uru. Sure hope LPSG's acronym is trademarked, lol!
Imagine the haul you could make in a MegaChurch devoted to guruing and praying for a MegaPeen! Those evangelicals will line up by the millions I tell ya. Millions. You could have multi-services 24/7. Drive-thru services.
And then add in the issue that I've been reading about the anti-vaxxers who've gotten Covid-19 and now suffer from erectile dysfunction. You could have a Pray for a Stiffie services for them. Dear Lord, please have mercy on poor ol' Carl. Ever since he suffered the virus, his willy has gone wonky. Have mercy on his poor floppy.
Could be epic it tell ya. Epic.