One of the funniest things I ever saw/heard regarding this topic was at the expense of a guy at a party who took out his wallet and the other guys just tore him up over the fact that it had a permanent condom shape embossed on it. "How long have you been carrying that around with you, the 6th grade?" - "Gee Tom, been holding out for that 'right girl'" - "I can't think of anything that screams 'virgin' more." -"You really should check the expiration date on that they do have shelf life, or in your case a wallet life." It went on for 20 minutes and was revisited throughout the night. Poor fella was the punchline of every joke.