1-2-3 Do You Know This About Me?

[4388301]

I adore fuzzy critters, cats, dogs, ferrets, etc but at this point in my life do not have desire to care for one.

I can read a 500+ page book in a few hours with pretty fuckin' good comprehension/retention. At least for a while. 6+ months later, eh maybe no so much

I really enjoy fantasy, historical fiction, n crime solve-y books. Very picky about sci-fi, though. Fantasy + modern = awesome. Dresden Files for example =


2 please!

 

[Call_Me_Dave]

It might take me years to finish any book I might be interested in. I’m a shitty reader

If I could, I’d have a few dogs, but living situations, finances and work schedules prohibit that.

3

 

[Cooper72]

1. I’ve had both rotator cuffs repaired.

2. I’ve had lasik surgery but as I’ve aged I now have to wear reading glasses.

3. I’m told I have the sex drive of a teenager.

2 please.

 

[deleted5791141]

My cat is getting a dog this weekend (not really, it’s for my kid - surprise birthday present).

I’m a voracious reader usually, but if I can’t get interested in the first chapter, I won’t read the book.

gimme 5, if you please...

 

[Throb]

1. I played baseball through school

2. I have a dog

3. I love dill and bread and butter pickles

4. I am 6' tall

5. I think jaded violet is good people

Gimme 3

 

[MickeyLee]

I has three doggos!

I had cake for dinner.

I am craving take out like nobody's business.

4 more, please.

 

[4388301]

Love my vidya games n modern conveniences, but am not super duper tech savvy. Can look up error codes like anybody else, but a reoccurring issue am dealing with lately is making me want to throw some electronics off a balcony.

Wishful thinking goal for the future is house with nobody within yelling distance, high speed internet n my other modern conveniences, and within an hour's drive to a city big enough to have diversity/no dueling banjos.

My favorite insults for ppl lately are along the lines of potato, walnut, and other random food objects. Not sure why. Is funny to me and not crazy insulting. Amuses my inner child or something. I guess?

Silly thoughts, but a prehensile tail seems like it'd be fucking neat to have. Biological anthropology course well over a decade ago at this point, many o the women in the class wished humans had retractable claws. Not sure what that says 'bout us. Conversation was about need traits various animal kingdom had that we thought would be neat for humans to have.

Three, please n thank ya

 

[ZarbK]

1- I took the train across Canada

2- I love trees!

3- Love me some Thai food *happy place* yumm

3 pls

 

[BigAl9]

I have ridden motorcycle in all states west of the Mississippi except Louisiana and Nebraska.

I met and talked with Werner von Braun for several days.

I have lived in 9 decades.

Three please

 

[deleted5506831]

I love to bake
I'm a really good shot with a rifle (shoot through the same bullet hole repeatedly)
I want to travel the world, but not a big fan of flying

3 please

 

[Throb]

1. Enjoy growing plants

2. I usually wear work boots but I prefer flip flops

3. I have masturbated but somehow I'm not blind

Gimme 2

 

[Enid]

1. My 1st job was Dairy Queen

2. 2nd job was a photo lab

1 plz

 

[JustAsking]

I can understand and send morse code at 50 words per minute.

2 please.

 

[BigAl9]

Have climbed to the top of the Statue of Liberty

Have swam in the Atlantic Ocean in water 6 miles deep.

Dos por favor

 

[Cooper72]

1. My first ever flight in a commercial jet was from Birmingham to Hawaii

2. I went to college for four years on a music scholarship

three please

 

[5628171]

I have never broken a bone in my body.

I have a birthmark.

I like to try cuisines from different countries.

3 please

 

[Cooper72]

1. I hid a tattoo from my parents for years even though I was in my early thirties when I got it.

2. My wife is 15 years younger than me and will give birth to our son Monday.

3. My favorite food is steak

two please.

 

[BigAl9]

I restored my foreskin 28 years.

I have been widowed for 25 years.

2 please

 

[Cooper72]

1. My first marriage lasted almost 18 years and ended in her suicide.

2. I am cut but have enough foreskin that I look almost uncut when soft.

Three please

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

I love all dogs, more than humans for sure, but pibbles have a special place in my heart. Rotties too.

My cat is my oldest, best friend in the world. Not because I love him more than my dogs, not at all. But he's been there through all of the worst things that have ever happened to me. He's always been there, he's laying on my lap right now.

Spiders and snakes absolutely fascinate me. They are a creepy necessity which I find adorable as fuck. I do not flinch at the sight of them, I squee with joy, and take caution.

1 fuckin good one please and thanks.