1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
Sex
2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
Dick, balls, nipples, neck, thighs
3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
Yes
4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
Yes
5. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
No!!
6. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
Boring
7. Do you like having your balls touched?
Fuck yeah
8. Do you like having your nipples touched?
Absofuckinlutely
Do you like having your anus touched?
Meh, I'm not really sure tbh
Have you ever been fisted?
Nope
Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
Nope
Do you have any kinks?
Nothing's on my mind rn
Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
No, I'm not
Do you pee in the shower?
Come ooon! Name a guy who never peed in the shower!
Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
Rarely
Have you had sex in the shower?
Nope
Do you like being naked?
Still working on it tbh
Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
Yup
Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
Nope, never done that!
Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
Still working on this, too!
Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
Nope
Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
Not really
Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
Well, could be !
How many sexual partners have you had?
Not that big of a number
How often do you masturbate?
Almost daily! If not, I'd say 5 days a week or so
What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
Laying on my back
Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
Just jerk off till you cum, what's there to describe!!
What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
All of the above
Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
Yup, sometimes I wouldn't stop until my dick starts to hurt (only on the horny days, not always)
Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
Oh fuck, that looks soooooo good
What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
Boxer briefs
Do you ever go commando?
Not really, it isn't that comfy, you know!
Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
Oh yeah
How big is your penis?
About 6 inches
Does your penis curve at all?
Yeah, a little
Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
Uncircumcised, pretty happy I'd say
Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care?
On!
Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
Depends
Do you like the way your genitals look?
Not a huge fan tbh
Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
Lolololol never crossed my mind, maybe, I should, idk lol
Do you like your butt?
Nope
What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
Mostly Trim, sometimes shave
Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
I like it smooth
Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
Yep, right
Do you have or want any genital piercings?
Fuck no!
Do you like any on other people?
Nope
What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
In about a minute or so!
Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
No, when I'm jerking i just wanna cum and fall in a deep sleep afterwards
What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session?
Like 30 minutes or so
What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)?
3-4 in session, in a day I'd say 8-10 ,happened just a few times, but felt great
Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
Full body, kinda intense too
Spit or swallow?
Idc
When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
Depends I guess
Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
Also depends
Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Nope
Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
Yep
Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated?
Nothing to wild
Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
Maybe
Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex?
That's such a huuuuge turn on
Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
Not that I know of!
Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
Never had, but it's a fantasy, idk if I'm gonna have the balls to do it someday tbh
Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
Nope
Can a dildo feel as good as a penis?
I literally have no clue
What are your favorite positions?
Missionary, girl on top while I'm on my back
Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
Nothing that I recollect rn
Have you ever had any genital injuries?
Nope
Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
Nope
Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
I'm good, but I can always use some improvement
If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
Playing with the pussy for the whole fucking day
What’s something you like about your body?
My chest is pretty hairy
What’s something you dislike about your body?
Tummy
What body parts do you find the sexiest?
Tities, pussy, ass, balls, thighs, shoulders
What was your most recent sexual thought?
Well, there's a thought with every question I'm answering
Do you ever just play with your balls, penis, hole?
Yup
When was the last time you touched your genitals?
A couple hours ago!
Do you often imagine people naked?
Sometimes, not gonna lie