What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation? SEX.
Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated. COCK, ARSEHOLE, PROSTATE, ARMPITS.
Have you ever had your prostate stimulated? YEAH FUCKING LOVE IT
Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals? I'VE HAD A NIPPLE ORGASM
Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot? P SPOT, FRENULUM OR PISS SLIT, WHICH ARE WE TALKING ABOUT
Are handjobs boring, or underrated? NO!
Do you like having your balls touched? YEAH
Do you like having your nipples touched? GENTLY
Do you like having your anus touched? YEAH
Have you ever been fisted?ONCE BY MY BF
Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)? SORT OF
Do you have any kinks?
LEATHER,
LYCRA,
RUBBER,
PISS,
EXHIBITIONISM,
Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella? OH GOD YES!
Do you pee in the shower? YES
Do you ever masturbate in the shower? YEAH, I LOVE CUMMING UNDER A COLD SHOWER.
Have you had sex in the shower? YES.
Do you like being naked? YES BUT I PREFER BRIEFS OR NAKED WITH A SHIRT
Do you sleep partially/fully naked? FULLY
Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity? YES
Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
YES
Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)? IF COMMUNAL SHOWERS LIKE AT THE GYM YES, WITH MY BF ALSO IF WE ARE IN A HURRY.
Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom? I LOVE HIM HOLDING MY DICK WHILE I PISS BUT NO WAY DO I WANT HIM TO SEE ME TAKING A DUMP!
Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online? HA YEAH, THEY ARE ALL OVER THE NET.
How many sexual partners have you had?
198 PLUS A FEW MORE WHEN THE BF AND I HAVE SHARED SOMEONE TOGETHER.
How often do you masturbate? WINTER ONCE A WEEK, MAYBE, REST OF YEAR TEICE A DAY.
What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)? LAYING ON BACK OR STANDING IF I AM OUTDOORS.
Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
MORNING POWERWANK IN THE SHOWERS AFTER SWIMMING. QUICK AND HARD AS POSS. THE FIST OF FURY
EVENING BIG SESSION, FAVE LEATHER RECLINER, PORN, BEER, CRISPS, LUBE, CAMMING, EDGE, MAYBE SOME JELQS. TRY AND LAST FORTY MINS. CUM ON MY CHEST AND ABS AND RUB IT IN.
What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)? PORN, WRITTEN WORD. LOVE PORN OF OTHER GUYS WANKING.
Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore? OFTEN
Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals? DIFFERENT PUBES. DIDN'T REALLY TAKE UP MUCH SPACE.
What kind of underwear do you normally wear? THONG
Do you ever go commando? YEAH
Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep? YEAH THE WD ORGASMS I REMEMBER ARE ALWAYS AMAZING.
How big is your penis? 6.75" BPEL
Does your penis curve at all? NO
Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it? CIRC AND V HAPPY WITH IT.
Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care? DON'T CARE
Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way? PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE. PUSSY IS MY TOTAL FAVE FEMALE BODY PART.
Do you like the way your genitals look? YES
Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup? GOD YES
Do you like your butt? YEAH, MY BIGGEST MUSCLE.
What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)? TRIM OR SHAVE
Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair? SHAVE THE BASTARDS OFF!
Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed? LEFT
Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people? I'VE HAD FOUR AND LOVE THEM. THEY CAN BE COOL ON OTHERS.
What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm? 10 SECS. THAT EAS ME
Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating? YEAH I LOVE IT AND HOPE TO BE DOING IT TONIGHT
What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? 3 HOURS I THINK? IT'S IN A POST ON THE GOONERS THREAD.
Longest sex session? 40 MINUTE FUCKATHON, I WORE OUT THE GUY'S ARSE
What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)? DOES VISITING A SEX CLUB COUNT AS ONE SESH? I GOT FOUR BIG LOADS OUT ON MY FIRST VISIT TO HARDON. 8 WANKS IN ONE DAY EHEN I WAS 18.
Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric? CROTCH CENTRIC
Spit or swallow? SWALLOW
When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble? FLOW
Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on? HOT, I'VE ALWAYS ASKED MY MALE PARTNERS IF THEY'LL CUM ON MY CHEST.
Have you ever had sex in a public place? YEAH, DESERTED QUARRY, BEACH, WOODS, ABANDONED RIFLE RANGE.
Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you? NO.
Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated? MY BF AND ME HAD A WANK AND SUCK SESSION IN "COCK WOOD" ON OUR SUNDAY HIKE.
Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross? CAN'T THINK OF ANY. ANAL NEEDS TO BE SQUEAKY CLEAN THOUGH.
Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex? YEAH I'M "VOCAL".
Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex? NO, ODDLY NOT.
Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)? HAD PLENTY OF THRESSOMES, CAN REMEMBER A HANDFUL OF FOURSOMES BUT REALLY IF IT'S MORE THAN THREE IT'S AN ORGY RIGHT?
Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy? A BANANA SKIN WANK SLEEVE. A TOILET ROLL TUBE FILLED WITH MY FLATMATE'S SHAVING FOAM. IT WAS MENTIONED IN A LETTER IN LOADED MAGAZINE. IT WAS A BIT SHIT.
Can a dildo feel as good as a penis? NO, YOU NEED THE WARMTH AND SLIGHT SOFTNESS
What are your favorite positions? WANKING, RECLINING ON MY LEATHER "WANKING THRONE",
BEING SUCKED, LEANING BACK AGAINST A WALL AND CRADLING HIS HEAD,
SUCKING COCK, SQUATTING DOWN PREF WITH MY HANDS ON HIS ARSE
FUCKING, HE OR SHE LYING ACROSS BED FACE UP WITH ME STOOD BETWEEN THEIR LEGS.
BEING FUCKED 1, LYING ON MY BACK LOOKING UP AT HIM, WITH MY HANDS BEHIND MY HEAD; BEST FOR A RELAXED GOODTIME FUCK.
BEING FUCKED 2, STOOD FACING AWAY, LEGS WIDE APART, ARSE JUTTING OUT, HANDS BRACED ON THIGHS. BEST FOR AN AGGRESSIVE PASSIONATE POUNDING.