Alex Sampson, singer/influencer

His bad attempt at facial hair. His jaunts to to a studio to record mediocre music while posting a million selfies in response to ppls mindless praise of him. His incessant documenting of the utterly banal daily tasks which normal people find unremarkable. His daily Bible verse reading where he stumbles over easy words..


Absolutely insufferable and totally self absorbed. Yet... Undeniably attractive, sure.