Alex Sampson, singer/influencer

His bad attempt at facial hair. His jaunts to to a studio to record mediocre music while posting a million selfies in response to ppls mindless praise of him. His incessant documenting of the utterly banal daily tasks which normal people find unremarkable. His daily Bible verse reading where he stumbles over easy words..


Absolutely insufferable and totally self absorbed. Yet... Undeniably attractive, sure.

For the thousandth time here: Are the million banal posts annoying? Yes, absolutely. But Snapchat and other social media platforms incentivize this by paying them, so it's not entirely their fault. Every two bit celebrity or influencer is posting 500 times a day on Snapchat now.
 
For the thousandth time here: Are the million banal posts annoying? Yes, absolutely. But Snapchat and other social media platforms incentivize this by paying them, so it's not entirely their fault. Every two bit celebrity or influencer is posting 500 times a day on Snapchat now.
It literally funds his life. They all do it now for exactly this reason. Snap is also losing popularity so they are paying out really well trying to bring people back
 
It literally funds his life. They all do it now for exactly this reason. Snap is also losing popularity so they are paying out really well trying to bring people back

Yeah. I only follow a few people on snap, Axel Webber, Jacob Sartorius, etc. But they all do this. 500 posts a day of the most mundane shit imaginable that everyone just taps through to get to the thirst trap at the end lol. Real time snaps of making breakfast, walking the dog, having a protein shake. Riveting stuff.
 
Yeah. I only follow a few people on snap, Axel Webber, Jacob Sartorius, etc. But they all do this. 500 posts a day of the most mundane shit imaginable that everyone just taps through to get to the thirst trap at the end lol. Real time snaps of making breakfast, walking the dog, having a protein shake. Riveting stuff.
this couldn't be more accurate! :joy:
 
Achei que era só eu que seguia ele apenas pra ver algo a mais rsrsrs
Sim. Eu só sigo algumas pessoas no snap, Axel Webber, Jacob Sartorius, etc. Mas todos eles fazem isso. 500 posts por dia da merda mais mundana imaginável que todo mundo só bate para chegar à armadilha da sede no final lol. Snaps em tempo real de fazer café da manhã, passear com o cachorro, ter um shake de proteína. Coisas fascinantes.
 
jesus frowns upon having the titties always out. he probably read about it in one of his young adult holy books he shares passages out of on snapchat :emoji_rolling_eyes:
Did you also notice how much he struggled to read fluently???