Colton underwood- american football player

I was really bummed we didn't get to see him stripping out of his muddy clothes so we could see him in his underwear. You know his butt looks good in them! Maybe in a future episode?
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I know, I know... I'm a mean MF but I still can't believe who Colton is engaged to... every time I see a picture of Colton I'm still kinda shocked/surprised! good for the two of them, but in no world (especially not in the shallow grindr-bubble that I obviously grew up and live in) did I think someone like him would be his type or someone he ends up with... same feeling when Colton said on WWHL that he thinks Chris Harrison is hot/his type! Maybe my time will finally come when I look 50 and stop being a jealous little asshole o_O:joy::skull:
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People tend to self-segregate romantically with someone of roughly comparable attractiveness, so there's naturally going to be some curiosity in an unusual situation like this.