Colton underwood- american football player

[kiren]

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is this his dad?

 

[JoeRoscoe]

is this his dad?

Ouch.

Jordan is beautiful on the inside, as my grandmother used to say.

 

[chasealex]

I’m surprised so many people are surprised Colton wants to Wifey up so quickly, he only has this thread because he was on a ridiculous reality show where you get engaged after dating people for 6 weeks. This relationship with Jordan is like 2 years long in Bachelor Nation days.

 

[MtlGiant]

I’m surprised so many people are surprised Colton wants to Wifey up so quickly, he only has this thread because he was on a ridiculous reality show where you get engaged after dating people for 6 weeks. This relationship with Jordan is like 2 years long in Bachelor Nation days.

"Wifey up"? Seriously can you please at least try to be less hateful and incline to use homophobic tropes?

 

[mattthebruinsfan]

I’m surprised so many people are surprised Colton wants to Wifey up so quickly, he only has this thread because he was on a ridiculous reality show where you get engaged after dating people for 6 weeks. This relationship with Jordan is like 2 years long in Bachelor Nation days.

I'm surprised he didn't turn their romance into a reality show with everything from "first date" to wedding filmed for the audience. If there weren't cameras on them from the moment they met and audience call-in votes, how would Colton know how he was supposed to feel about Jordan?

 

[JoeRoscoe]

You've just reminded me that "his" new reality show starts on March 16th. Kind of a "Survivor" clone.

https://deadline.com/2022/02/beyond...ler-cbs-celebrity-competition-1234925520/amp/

 

[JoeRoscoe]

J was quite cute here. Six or seven years is not that long, so it's not all about getting older. Filler is just a bad look for your cheeks, imo.

 

[HDbiker]

J was quite cute here. Six or seven years is not that long, so it's not all about getting older. Filler is just a bad look for your cheeks, imo.

ffs, you people really need to stop with thinking everyone is getting "filler" so you can look down on them.

If you look at those two pictures, in one, he's smiling with an "O" shaped mouth, which elongates your face and pulls down your cheek and tightens the skin. In the photo with Colton, he's smiling from ear to ear which pushes your cheeks up and fattens them. If you don't believe me, try it in the mirror.

 

[MtlGiant]

ffs, you people really need to stop with thinking everyone is getting "filler" so you can look down on them.

If you look at those two pictures, in one, he's smiling with an "O" shaped mouth, which elongates your face and pulls down your cheek and tightens the skin. In the photo with Colton, he's smiling from ear to ear which pushes your cheeks up and fattens them. If you don't believe me, try it in the mirror.

And the man is a highly respected political strategist who seem pretty damn smart... can we consider someone's appeal beyond their look? Like he is not the hunchback of Notre-Dame.

 

[Jinxxs]

I wonder if hes a top

 

[Waywaydiscreet]

I wonder if hes a top

Colton answered this on tv a few days ago. Scroll up.

 

[chasealex]

"Wifey up"? Seriously can you please at least try to be less hateful and incline to use homophobic tropes?

Not sure what is homophobic about the comment…it was more sexist if anything. Not hateful either, I hope he’s happily married for decades to come.

 

[RobVuo1]

You've just reminded me that "his" new reality show starts on March 16th. Kind of a "Survivor" clone.

https://deadline.com/2022/02/beyond...ler-cbs-celebrity-competition-1234925520/amp/

More like a Survivor ripoff. I wonder if they filmed this before or after Colton got engaged?

 

[JoeRoscoe]

Before. It was filmed last fall.

 

[TheBoss10]

J was quite cute here. Six or seven years is not that long, so it's not all about getting older. Filler is just a bad look for your cheeks, imo.

Um...Olivia looked good. All I'm gonna say.

 

[Sexb1150]

Um...Olivia looked good. All I'm gonna say.

Yall are terrible!!!!

 

[krisallen1]

He is not versatile. He is a total bottom.

 

[JoeRoscoe]

Anyone watch his show last night?

 

[xxxmystery]

Anyone watch his show last night?

Saw the end. He looked really fucking good, almost perfection

 

[SEAJay78]

He'll keep me coming back to watch the Beyond the Edge episodes if he keeps smiling and getting dirty and showing off those V-lines