Corrupt A Wish

You become a God and understand all and everything. Unfortunately, Gods can only exist as long as people believe in them, and you don't have enough followers so you get lost in the nothing of the universe (I read too much Terry Pratchett I think, lol).

I wish corona would disappear.
 
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And with a single honest wish from a pure heart, Corona 19 no longer plagued the world. People slowly began to emerge from the safe place to see they no longer had to fear the beast that walked among them like an invisible thief and stole at will.

In short order the restrictions were removed and we rejoiced, celebrating our love of life and family. Before long we were back to where we were before it all started. (Busy busy busy push push push) The cycle restarted itself and in a generation we forgot about the thief. We also forgot about forgetting and we took for granted all the things we held so tight during the sickness.

And then one day.....

I would like the ability to vividly show people the pain they cause when they hurt the people around them.
 
Wish granted, you were able to show people the pain they have caused for others around them, unfortunately it doesn't work because they are aware of what they are doing, and are revealed to be assholes who are proud of themselves for the pain they have caused.

I wish evil never existed.
 
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Wish granted. Since you only know evil because of good by destroying the dualism all good disappears as well.

I wish I could heal people of all disease.
 
Wish granted. With all disease irradiated the average life span everywhere would increase 20 years and the virus known as human would grow unchecked. Food supplies would run short and clean water would decrease drastically.

We would be the instrument of our own destruction. Please enjoy the anarchy.

I wish we would all see ourselves as we truly are.
 
Wish granted.

I'll give you the benefit of accepting that you are Very happy today since you did not specify. As such, each day from here on becomes an endless string of bliss. You revel in your new found cornucopia of happiness. One after another and another and another.

They all start to run together. Your happy no doubt but it's no longer a pleasant surprise from the hum drum and the real crap days you use to drag though to experience the days that that restored your love of life. Honestly the days all seemed the same but as agreed you were happy.
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY ...FREAKIN HAPPY.

You saw the people around you struggling every day. It seemed even much more so than you use to. The people you loved the most all seemed much worse. Then you realized the world requires a balance and if your hardships were removed then someone else had to bare your burden.

You put this on them. You found your profound happiness came at the cost of their pain. With each day as you rose, they sunk deeper into pain and depression.

But Ill give you an out clause. You can return it all. Go back to you nice occasional beautiful day and remove the extra burden from those you love but it has a price.

You only have to agree to have two of my limbs removed. Any two. A person you have never met or even know his name. Just a simple wish.

I wish I could go back a change one very specific decision in my life that hurt someone I cared about.
 
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Ouch... I'd say I could never have someone's limbs removed but I'm not sure that would be a 100% true, however just the thought of this post will make me not sleep tonight. Personal trauma.

Wish granted, on condition you change something in other people's life too for the better.

I wish for a good night's sleep tonight.
 
Wish granted, you immediately fell asleep and not realizing you forgot to lock the door and close the window. You wake up to finding out every single item in your house has been stolen, and you are sleeping on the cold, cold floor with hypothermia.


I wish there was an alien invasion right about now.
 
Wish granted. They kidnap you and take you away to their planet for experimentation. You end up having an affair with an alien scientist. :)

I wish I had my lost friends back.
 
Wish granted. Your friends will return, one time only for 1.2 seconds and during this time you will taking a dump.

I wish that the next person to post will corrupt their own wish
 
Your wish has always been granted in this case. There are thousands that burn up in the earths atmosphere every day from the size of sand grains and up.

But from this point on every single time one of these are within minutes of entering the atmosphere a over the top clown with the head of a chihuahua, horrible breath, and a voice like Fran Dresher will get right up in your face to let you know its coming. ( He doesn't want you to miss it)

I wish i could play the piano like the well known musician Billy Joel does now.
 
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Wish granted, you can now play the piano like Billy Joel does.

However, your fingers will have a mind of their own and will keep on playing as if they are on a piano or not. You cannot write, touch, hold, wipe, or do anything except watch them as they just wiggle uncontrollably as if they are possessed, and give you uncomfortable cramps in your wrists. The bones in your fingers will break and bleed from bending too much and you will have no choice but to get rid of both hands.

I wish to have powers over ice and cold.
 
*bing*
Your wish has now been granted. Ice-T and Coldplay will now do all your bidding for you without fail.

buuuuuut

They are very insecure and sensitive so they insist on staying in the same room as you at ALL times and ask your opinion on every facet of their life and thing they do.

And for some odd reason Ice-T is overly concernd about why you like Mariska Hargitay's character Benson over his portrayal of Finn in LOSVU. So he insists on acting out every line for you......Endlessly.

I wish i could let go when people act badly and find value in their better traits
 
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Wish granted, you have been placed in the movie Frozen to help you better understand how to let go. Unfortunately, you couldn't let go and out of frustration you accidentally walked into an icicle and got impaled. All you had to do was....let it go. muwahah

I wish all the lands was combined to form Pangea.
 
Wish granted, you have been placed in the movie Frozen to help you better understand how to let go. Unfortunately, you couldn't let go and out of frustration you accidentally walked into an icicle and got impaled. All you had to do was....let it go. muwahah

I wish all the lands was combined to form Pangea.

I'm so old I attended Pangea High School. Home of the fighting Pterodactyls.
 
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