Guys Being Blunt And To The Point.

You keep using these words....
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We need one of those things where you need to click every square that shows a fire hydrant before you can post - OP is obviously some kind of urban dictionary bot
 
Fair enough. But since the question was based off of *if you were looking for a hookup* there’s no need to answer. I don’t care if you all are not sluts no need to virtue signal.

Petulant and dismissive are rubbish inflection when trying to convey your complete lack of butthurt.

We know you are double processed cheesed that online sluts did not perform as expected.

We're all old bitches. We know a lot of shit. Including every stumble in your sad little right hand satisfaction game.
 
Petulant and dismissive are rubbish inflection when trying to convey your complete lack of butthurt.

We know you are double processed cheesed that online sluts did not perform as expected.

We're all old bitches. We know a lot of shit. Including every stumble in your sad little right hand satisfaction game.
Same old cycle in these threads. Guys ask questions and because you’re lonely and bored, you decide to answer them in condescending ways to stir the pot. You’re feminists who probably got fucked over by so many guys that you hate them all.

I’m sorry that 60% of married men cheat on their spouse. That’s why I like being single, cause I like to fuck different women. But no need to take your frustration with past loser bfs or husbands out on me.
 
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Unless a post is typed in red font, all posts are from an everyday member of the board. There haven't been any violations of the ToS, no need to get all Mod-dy up in here.

Anyway, I appreciate the trust put in me as a Mod and respect the Squad too much to play petty games.

Seriousness disengaged.
 
Lol, I knew before I even asked in this thread that all I would get us a bunch of bitter old Karen’s (except TP) looking for conflict instead of answering an honest question.

Keep it limp, and dry.

To answer your stupid question: no. I don't want some random simpleton blurting out that he's willing to fuck me. Even when I was looking purely for sex... I wasn't looking to fuck a total moron/asshole.

So, no.

Don't chafe it, bruh.
 
You’re trying to make it seem like I’m the triggered, angry one, when it is in fact you. That qualifies as a type of gaslighting, Karen.

You really want someone to be offended that you called them Karen, don't ya?
 
OP has been pretty contrary to the "new measures" to handle mean, or in this case rude and leaning towards being a troll territory.

Planting one's face in one's own asshole is not a violation of ToS. It's just a personality disorder.
 
Keep it limp, and dry.

To answer your stupid question: no. I don't want some random simpleton blurting out that he's willing to fuck me. Even when I was looking purely for sex... I wasn't looking to fuck a total moron/asshole.

So, no.

Don't chafe it, bruh.

Rando: I am willing to stick my dick in you!! Why do you not drop what you are doing and do me??

Vagina: *makes sandy angry mewling noises while making a slow but determined escape*
 
I met most of my fuck buddies on the internet and carefully filtered them, without *gasp* dating them. Insanity, I guess. Some were through mutual acquaintances/social circles I drifted around the edges. Oh, how narcissistic of me to say so.

Gosh darn, golly gee. How dare I pick the words I use carefully for their actual meaning. "I did not look for hook ups in a bar and definitely not through a date." Just because the OP didn't seem to realize that reading is fundamental, darlings, doesn't mean gaslighting. I didn't say I didn't look for hook ups, just that those two things listed were not where I sought them. It didn't say anything about my views on promiscuity, women having vivid and active sex lives, or anything of the sort. Strangely enough I never mentioned my age until after those who responded to the thread got called old as a whole.

I make a point of not getting intimate with those that I think are mean, stupid, or various other traits. A recent potential submissive knocked themselves out of the running for apparently not believing in medical science. They're free to feel and believe how they wish, but it doesn't mean they get to have anything to do with my naked body. Nor am I obligated to care about their naked body or have anything to do with it.