Finally, a question! Lol. I’d be glad to offer my advice to you. It may be slightly the same as some other guys have posted to you thus fa, but here we go. Also, I have personally hired several escorts in the past for various reasons, mainly to get laid, but there were other times as well. I learned what to do and not to do quickly. It’s poor planning and simply generalizing your expectations, which could Ruin the experience, so let’s get started to ensure that doesn’t happen to you! I’ve always felt safe, comfortable and I’ve always felt they were into it. If I feel any of the items above, I didn’t rehire. I’ll make a suggestion, but it will be natural being your first time. They come to your home, show up as preferred, and talk a bit with you, like a person you just met, because, well…you have just met. That’s the time to hone your gut instincts and skill set. In my experience, these are very nice guys. Some are assholes, but hey, if you’re into that, even better.
First thing… You aren’t unique. MANY men have hired escorts for a variety of reason, the first reason, SEX. Never feel ashamed or embarrassed about it. It’s an itch, so scratch it! In fact, make it an event for yourself. That’s what you are doing— treating yourself to something great!
Planning—
1) Figure out exactly what you want and how ya want it. Obviously, you wanna get laid, but there are other simple things to consider such as:
a) Total package. Again, this is YOUR treat to yourself. Do you want a guy with Blond hair, dark hair, bald, age, tall, short, leather, Daddy, Twink?… you get the picture, but be very choosy! Find the 3 or 4 escorts you find most attractive on the site (I assume you are on-line and looking at a site) and pay CLOSE attention to what they offer in terms of services. Next, make a comparison list of each escort side-by-side. Where are they located? Do they want you to call them or do they prefer email? Do they require payment upfront? (BIG red flag…DO NOT ever do that!… payment and tip are always last.), how long do they provide their services—1 hour, 2, more?, do they have a minimum and max on their time, do they smoke, do you smoke?, do they drugs?, do they require a condom? (If not, STAY AWAY, you know this already), etc. If they arrogantly ask you for your picture as a requirement before hiring them, ditch them. They are just looking to fuck handsome, fit guys and get paid for it. Don’t give them the pleasure. They are working for you, not the other way around. And if you are worried about what they think of a request you make and if they’ll do it, don’t be worried. They’ve heard it all, and if they judge and are professional, they do it silently. Think no more about it when they say “sure, I can do so and so and so…”
b) You‘ve made you decision on the right guy. Great! Now, what are YOUR conditions? General things like, do YOU have a time limit?, when they show up, do you want to be touched, hugged, have them kiss you a lot, talk a little?, etc. On the sex side of things, do you want them to talk dirty to you, fuck you hard, fuck you slow, get a little rough with you, treat you like a cum slut? Just general stuff that YOU enjoy about sex, or maybe a fantasy of the sex with a guy that you’d LOVE to have but have been too afraid to ask for it. I had a fantasy, found the right escort and paid him to show up as someone else. He asked a lot of questions about what his demeanor should be, how he should dress, did he have an accent?, was he a rough guy, did he have a buddy who just happened to show up? (hey, I went ALL out on my fantasy!), stuff like that, which was incredibly hot and turned me the fuck on! I got EXACTLY a what I wanted and what paid for.
NOW, this is about what
YOU want, what YOU are PAYING for so go fuckin nuts, man!
c) Now that you’ve found the guy you want as an escort, you can now go on to when you’d like to hire them. Remeber this: THEY ARE WORKING. YOU ARE PAYING. Sure, they like to fuck and who doesn’t, but you are PAYING THEM to be professional and fulfill your expectations. If email is their preferred contact, write an email as a draft and tweak until perfect. If a phone call is preferred, have a bulleted list of your and his requirements ready to discuss and validate, especially with his accommodations. Know the time you’d want and the date, etc. Also consider, what if there is an issue that comes up, can you call them to reschedule? What’s the best way to handle that situation, and the same goes for him as well. Be patient. I’d wait no more than 12 hours to hear back from them. If you are looking for same day, you might find it, but planning is better.
d) Okay, you’re all set. Go to the bank and pull out the cash you’ll need. Most will take Venmo, PayPal, CashAp, etc., but tell them you prefer cash. Paying cash will give you a step up considerably with the escort! CASH IS KING! If they do what they are supposed to and satisfy you, hey…they might get a nice big fat tip, right? Believe me, they want the cash And you WILL get exactly what you want. Okay, banking. Here’s an example of what I have done in the past:
Your Escort Charges—@ $400 per hour. Say you booked 2 hours, so that’s $800
Afterwards (a hopefully you can’t walk) was the escort:
-Pretty good, but…? $100 tip
-Very good? $150 tip
-Fucking great! $225 tip
-They did everything I wanted and more. I can’t walk, remeber my name and my ears are bleeding good? $350$400+ Tip
Have your base amount of cash ready in a room outside of where you had sex. Keep the tips someplace out of sight or in another room. Have all three tip amounts ready and put them in three individual envelopes: lowest tip on the bottom, mid tip in the middle, highest tip on top. Once they are paid the base amount you owe them, say, “oh, hold on a minute, man…”, get the tip envelope you think they deserve quickly, hand it to them and walk them (if you can) to the door. “I had a great time. Thanks a lot!”
If they were FUCKING INCREDIBLE, say nothing. Your tip will let them know, and also put you first on their phone as a VIP when you wanna get laid again.
Lastly, and is surprising how many people do not know this, don’t expect a “a had a good time”, phone call from them, or “hey, thanks for that awesome tip, bro!”, because it doesn’t work that way. Also, if you see them around, at a club, grocery shopping (that happened to me), or elsewhere, do nothing, just keep doing your thing and do not engage, even with eye contact or a smile. If they want to, they’ll approach you, etc. always let them make the first more or speak first. They may be with friends, family, boyfriend, etc.
T-MINUS 5.5 HOURS UNTIL…
e) This is the day you get laid, yo! Scenario: James is coming to your place/meeting him someplace at 7:30PM:
Pick out your outfit. Be casual. Dress to what you had in mind for the encounter.
Be in the shower by 2:30PM. Okay…Clean your body, and if you are on the receiving end of things, gotta clean the gremlin. (
No more eating. Nothing. #1 of 3 cleanings. If you have a douche bag, use it. If you have a shower with a removable handle, use it. Use either one VERY good initially. At 5:30pm, take another shower with same steps, backing off from the very deep clean because you’ve already done that. Relax and let it all come out, making sure you are clean, clean, clean. At 6:30Pm, jump in the shower again and just do a check. Remeber, you want to be clean, clean, clean, clean…CLEAN!)
Have a drink, (Stay away from red wine. Just trust me on that lil’ tidbit…
), or do whatever it is that is relaxing to you.
Brush your teeth. Floss your teeth. Use mouthwash. Repeat.
It’s 7:00PM. Get dressed. Give yourself enough time to choose something different if you’ve changed your mind. When you are done dressing, check on all of your envelopes and the base money you owe “James.”
Most important… BE YOURSELF. SMILE. RELAX. GET FUCKED GOOD N’ PROPER! ENJOY THIS GIFT YOU GAVE TO YOURSELF. BE KIND TO YOURSELF WITH YOUR THOUGHTS AFTERWARDS ALWAYS. YOU ARE NO DIFFERENT FROM ANYONE ELSE BECAUSE YOU HIRED AN ESCORT. IF YOU CHOOSE TO KEEP IT PRIVATE, KEEP IT PRIVATE…NO BIG WHOOP.
I truly hope you have a GREAT time!
Muah!,
Jeff