I’m suddenly besties with a straight guy and my gaydar is pinging…

[FrankieGuile]

Oooh! WAY better than MY response! : )

...but you were my inspiration.

 

[Trybogus01]

Sorry. I should have been more precise with technical matters.
Lots of guys think they have generic "Gaydar" but "Gaydar One" (note the capital letters) is a specialized treatment that you go to a gay doctor for and he inserts a chip in you. It's not foolproof, but it increases the likelihood that you can spot an actual gay dude... IF he's the "One" for you. (Hence, the name: Gaydar One).

"Iota" is the ninth iteration of this still controversial treatment, as Iota is the ninth letter of the Greek alphabet. Each iteration becomes increasingly accurate.

Despite all this "science," I remain skeptical about its accuracy and that's why I wrote "I don't believe in Gaydar One Iota."

Hope that clears things up!

Isn't Gaydar-One-Iota the new half-alien, half-robot LGTBQ+ character from Disney's latest iteration of the Star Wars saga, "The Acolyte?"

Lol.. You guys are kidding, right? Like what are these.. gay anime/cartoon characters??

 

[FrankieGuile]

Lol.. You guys are kidding, right? Like what are these.. gay anime/cartoon characters??

Right. Just riffing on the funny turn of phrase. Pay no attention to our nonsense.

 

[opinionman]

Right. Just riffing on the funny turn of phrase. Pay no attention to our nonsense.

Ditto. The style and hyperbole and utter randomness of what we wrote should be a giveaway! : )