Jonah Falcon World's Largest Dick
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I would say undoubtedly a curse. It would be nearly impossible to fuck someone while getting much of your cock inside the recipient without hurting them. It would also be difficult to get hard with regularity or for sustained periods of time. Also I am sure there would be more than a few daily issues of comfort and concealment. While seeing one that big, or even playing with one would be fun for a few minutes, I think it probably causes infinitely more problems than we with our 7 inchers can imagine.
Why did you have to start this thread? Stop, Jonah has been talked about so much on this board that pointing out his redundancy is getting redundant.
For all of you wondering about Jonah and reading this article (hopefully it's less of you than I think):
PSA:
JONAH FALCON DOES NOT HAVE 13.5 INCHES. HE HAS NEVER BEEN MEASURED ON OR OFF CAMERA. NO CREDIBLE SOURCE HAS EVER TAKEN A MEASUREMENT. HE HAS A HUGE PENIS, ESPECIALLY FLACCID, BUT IT IS NOT 13.5 INCHES OR ANYWHERE EVEN CLOSE. HIS REPUATION HAS SNOWBALLED AFTER STUMBLING INTO SOME LUCK AFTER BEING FEATURED ON "PRIVATE DICKS: MEN EXPOSED" WHERE HE ONLY SHOWED HIS FLACCID - SEMI FLACCID PENIS OF BARELY 8 INCHES. THE ONLY ERECT PHOTO HE HAS ON HIS PROFILE SHOWS NO MORE THAN 9-9.5 INCHES BEING COMPARED TO HIS FOREARM. THE MAN NAMED "JIM RUSHING" WHO WAS ALSO FEATURED ON THE SAME DOCUMENTARY WHICH GOT JONAH FAMOUS STATED THAT HE WAS NEVER MEASURED IN ANY WAY AT ALL AND WAS NEVER EVEN ERECT DURING THE FILMING OF THE DOCUMENTARY. FOR MORE PEOPLE LOOKING FOR INFO ON THIS CONTACT THE USER HERE NAMED "THIRTEENBYSEVEN". JONAH FALCON ALONG WITH EVERY OTHER MAN ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH DOES NOT HAVE A13.5 INCH PENIS, OR ANYTHING EVEN CLOSE.
Sorry to use all caps, as I know it is obnoxious, but I just want to drive the point home.
For all of you wondering about Jonah and reading this article (hopefully it's less of you than I think):
PSA:
JONAH FALCON DOES NOT HAVE 13.5 INCHES. HE HAS NEVER BEEN MEASURED ON OR OFF CAMERA. NO CREDIBLE SOURCE HAS EVER TAKEN A MEASUREMENT. HE HAS A HUGE PENIS, ESPECIALLY FLACCID, BUT IT IS NOT 13.5 INCHES OR ANYWHERE EVEN CLOSE. HIS REPUATION HAS SNOWBALLED AFTER STUMBLING INTO SOME LUCK AFTER BEING FEATURED ON "PRIVATE DICKS: MEN EXPOSED" WHERE HE ONLY SHOWED HIS FLACCID - SEMI FLACCID PENIS OF BARELY 8 INCHES. THE ONLY ERECT PHOTO HE HAS ON HIS PROFILE SHOWS NO MORE THAN 9-9.5 INCHES BEING COMPARED TO HIS FOREARM. THE MAN NAMED "JIM RUSHING" WHO WAS ALSO FEATURED ON THE SAME DOCUMENTARY WHICH GOT JONAH FAMOUS STATED THAT HE WAS NEVER MEASURED IN ANY WAY AT ALL AND WAS NEVER EVEN ERECT DURING THE FILMING OF THE DOCUMENTARY. FOR MORE PEOPLE LOOKING FOR INFO ON THIS CONTACT THE USER HERE NAMED "THIRTEENBYSEVEN". JONAH FALCON ALONG WITH EVERY OTHER MAN ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH DOES NOT HAVE A13.5 INCH PENIS, OR ANYTHING EVEN CLOSE.
Sorry to use all caps, as I know it is obnoxious, but I just want to drive the point home.
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What? This post doesn't even make sense? Are you a troll trying to start shit?
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Do not be afraid of the "teen dick", 11, 12, 13 inch dick. It exists. Embrace it!!
So many non believers.
Ugh, another fantasy-fuckface. Prove it genius. Ever taken a look at the near 200 page long thread trying to prove if they exist?
Some of the biggest penises on the internet and in the world for that matter have been posted on that thread and not a single measurement over 10 inches. Probably not even over 9.5 inches.
Where's your proof? I'm looking forward to seeing the biggest properly measured, standing, bone-pressed penis measurement of all time. Please share.
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Naw, Im good with dicks that stop at 9 inches 6-7 inches in lenghth is good. Hell 5 inches is good if you know what you're doing. I prefer thick over long anyway.
It's baffling that so many here just don't seem to grasp the idea that anonymous third party accounts of something really have no value whatsoever and provide no more validation than if a claim were being made for oneself. Not to say that there is no place for personal stories and I'm sure some of them might even be real, but when the point of the comment is to validate or prove something true or false, they are essentially "pointless".
Regarding the topic though, this guy is clearly no part camera shy. If he had anything even remotely close to a foot long penis, we'd all have seen it long long ago. As they say... pics or it didn't happen.
Take Care
Regarding the topic though, this guy is clearly no part camera shy. If he had anything even remotely close to a foot long penis, we'd all have seen it long long ago. As they say... pics or it didn't happen.
Take Care
Really? You haven't seen the pics? He has been on an HBO video about penis' and has several pictures floating on the internet (Soft and Hard) Just google it.
No offense, but I most definitely have seen all of it. All the explanation you need is in that 100+ page JF thread here.
I think once a flaccid, semi, or even floppy erection reaches a certain size, people just lose their common sense and will believe anything you feed them, and with as small as a true flaccid usually is, the size needed to drop jaws really doesn't need to be that far above an average erect size. This guy, in whatever state he's in for those appearances, most definitely exceeds that margin, but you need to be realistic about what you're actually looking at despite how out of the ordinary it may be. Pick up a ruler and mask off six inches of it with your hand. Stick that on a short pudgy guy in a hanging down position with a chunk of foreskin dangling under it and there you go. Any appearances where he looks bigger than that are either the Fowfer stretch, wedged between the legs lying down thing or ones where he's closer to erect or has prepped himself more. I seriously doubt he's bigger than some of the bigger guys here.
I think once a flaccid, semi, or even floppy erection reaches a certain size, people just lose their common sense and will believe anything you feed them, and with as small as a true flaccid usually is, the size needed to drop jaws really doesn't need to be that far above an average erect size. This guy, in whatever state he's in for those appearances, most definitely exceeds that margin, but you need to be realistic about what you're actually looking at despite how out of the ordinary it may be. Pick up a ruler and mask off six inches of it with your hand. Stick that on a short pudgy guy in a hanging down position with a chunk of foreskin dangling under it and there you go. Any appearances where he looks bigger than that are either the Fowfer stretch, wedged between the legs lying down thing or ones where he's closer to erect or has prepped himself more. I seriously doubt he's bigger than some of the bigger guys here.
