Jonah Falcon World's Largest Dick

I do whish I had of kept the original pics that were around years ago of his cock, but I deleted them thinking everyone knows it's bullshit. Like the John Holmes legend. That's all it is, cock and bullshit.

If the bloke had a huge cock he would be slinging it around and making big bucks, but he hasn't.

Bye Jonah, you did well before the internet. Bazinga.
 
I never comment like this but, does anyone really want that guy or his penis ?
I know I wouldn't touch that guy with a ten foot pole, he is a mess.

I remember hearing the phrase during my younger days about some guys like him--"He's got a face to protect it". Pretty much sums it up...
 
I do whish I had of kept the original pics that were around years ago of his cock, but I deleted them thinking everyone knows it's bullshit. Like the John Holmes legend. That's all it is, cock and bullshit.
Yeah, long ago people here were posting a link to something called "just4boys" or "justusboys" where there was a video of him trying to reach his ass with it. It was very clear that the 13.5"/8" flaccid thing was a load of hooey. My guess would be that the video happened before he decided to launch all that crap. Wish there was a copy here.

you did well before the internet. Bazinga.
You'd be surprised. I think the internet is a big part of the reason he was able to do what he did. This place is like some weird little closet off the side of a long hallway that leads to the internet. People on the real internet who know the name will swear that there's video footage of him being measured at 13.5" and that he actually holds a world record (as if there ever was one). You can read thousands of comments on YouTube, IMDB, etc. and you'll be lucky to run into one person who even suspects anything. People can get really stupid when it comes to urban dick legends.

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I do whish I had of kept the original pics that were around years ago of his cock, but I deleted them thinking everyone knows it's bullshit. Like the John Holmes legend. That's all it is, cock and bullshit.

If the bloke had a huge cock he would be slinging it around and making big bucks, but he hasn't.

Bye Jonah, you did well before the internet. Bazinga.

very true !!!!! I've see pics of guys that have larger penis's than John Holmes and Jonah
 
As I've said before---this guy turns my stomach. I'd literally barf if I were near him sexually. Now as cruel as that seems, I'm really not sorry because he puts himself out there as some kind of "star."

I've read somewhere that someone went to his apartment, which was absolutely filthy---including mice and roaches. Of course, I'm not sure if that story is true, but looking at some of his videos on youtube (non-sexual) I tend to think there might be some truth to it. As someone else said, he's a mess.

I'm not sure why so much is written about him. At one point, I promised myself not to perpetuate this guy's myth by never writing about him. Obviously I broke that promise.

I guess we're fascinated that this filthy guy is able to make some kind of notoriety with something (the size of his dick) that has never been substantiated.
 
i'm pretty sure he had an account here... but i guess he deleted it?

i'm not surprised, though. people harassed him calling him ugly and fat. way to go, guys. what a great way to keep a peaceful environment here on LPSG.
 
As I've said before---this guy turns my stomach. I'd literally barf if I were near him sexually. Now as cruel as that seems, I'm really not sorry because he puts himself out there as some kind of "star."

I've read somewhere that someone went to his apartment, which was absolutely filthy---including mice and roaches. Of course, I'm not sure if that story is true, but looking at some of his videos on youtube (non-sexual) I tend to think there might be some truth to it. As someone else said, he's a mess.

I'm not sure why so much is written about him. At one point, I promised myself not to perpetuate this guy's myth by never writing about him. Obviously I broke that promise.

I guess we're fascinated that this filthy guy is able to make some kind of notoriety with something (the size of his dick) that has never been substantiated.

You'd barf if you were near him sexually? Was that really necessary to say, bud? No. It wasn't.

I have never met anyone who would consider Jonah as a "star" as you put it. No, he does not put himself out there. If what people are saying is true and he doesn't have a huge cock, then I feel bad for him. The fact that he had to fake something about himself for people to like him... is something we can all relate to, in some way.
 
It's the largest dick on RECORD. Most men are not going and demanding to be measured.

It's not the largest anything on record. He's never been recorded, officially or unofficially.

Although he certainly has the longest threads about him on these boards. Which perhaps speaks more volumes about the integrity of people on this board than it does him.
 
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You'd barf if you were near him sexually? Was that really necessary to say, bud? No. It wasn't.

I have never met anyone who would consider Jonah as a "star" as you put it. No, he does not put himself out there. If what people are saying is true and he doesn't have a huge cock, then I feel bad for him. The fact that he had to fake something about himself for people to like him... is something we can all relate to, in some way.

"The fact that he had to fake something about himself for people to like him..." You know, you actually got to me there. He might indeed be a tragic figure. I am now sorry I said such a thing. For the record, I guess I actually can't say I'd literally "barf" because I've never even met the man. I was allowing hearsay along with my own prejudice characterize him.

However, I am of the opinion that he was---during the '80s---trying to make a living as "the man with the largest dick." I believe for a time he was reaching to be some kind of celebrity (Perhaps "star" is the wrong term.). And part of me does side with those who think he's a phony---as he has apparently never allowed his claim to be substantiated.

I honestly thank you for opening my mind. Ironically, I always thought I was so "open-minded." I guess not.
 
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you actually got to me there. He might indeed be a tragic figure. I am now sorry I said such a thing.
I've said it before, but there's sort of a "ME ME ME" thing about a guy with a decent-sized dick who makes up some inflated number to go with it. It's selfish and inconsiderate of your fellow man. We're living in a time where plenty of guys are being made to feel shitty and depressed about something which they often have no reason to sweat about. Thanks to him and his like, there are average (and below) guys who think there are guys out there with 10,11,12,13.5 inch dicks and that your average big dicked guy, or porn star, is at least 8 or 9 inches. Some will never figure out that it's all bullshit and go on feeling small and hopeless. On top of all that, some of the stuff is just plain wrong. Imagine if you were one of those small guys who already has that insecurity eating away at you, and you're out somewhere sitting with your wife or girlfriend, when along comes imaginary dick man in his spandex dick suit, hoping to draw attention and be pointed out to everyone. Then you've got people out with their families and kids and all. It would take a certain type to be capable of all that, and while I don't really believe in calling people ugly or ragging on another's looks, I also have trouble feeling sorry for any of the big dick "liar" types. Honestly, I wouldn't mind seeing all of them "outed".
However, I am of the opinion that he was---during the '80s---trying to make a living as "the man with the largest dick."
From what I've read, it was much later. I think up until the HBO thing (99?) he was just accepting himself as having a big dick like lots of other guys had. I don't think he realized how easy it would be to make up such a ridiculous story to go along with it and have people actually believe it. Encouragement from the sleazebag tabloid people who like the idea of a "world's largest penis" and use him for a cheap story probably made it easier.

It's not the largest anything on record. He's never been recorded, officially or unofficially.
Moral of the story right there. It's not true. It was made up ...deal.
 
i'm pretty sure he had an account here... but i guess he deleted it?

i'm not surprised, though. people harassed him calling him ugly and fat. way to go, guys. what a great way to keep a peaceful environment here on LPSG.

Nah, he's still an active member here.
www.lpsg.com/members/jonahfalcon.html

He's been here a little more than 8 years now and remains quiet most times. Either he is fed up with doubters or feels he's got nothing to prove to them.
I figure if people don't like him or have doubts, fine, just stop harping on about it all the time. If he's not real then he has to deal with it it's not like any of us are about to have a sexual encounter with him so leave it be.
 
I just hate that people feel like they have to lie about their penis size period.

Like myself? I'm a solid 8". But I have people saying, "You're just modest and 8.5" or "NO way! I'm 8" and you're an inch bigger than me!"

Why lie? Feed into false senses of amazement. A 7" penis is very sizeable and above average. Hell a thick 6.5" is still pretty nice to look at and yet, above average.

...but no, people with 6" say they're "7.5", and the 7"ers report to be 8", and 8"+ is 9", and the 9"ers lie and say they are 10" or 11" because they know that no one will ever run into one their size anyway.

Just everybody be fucking honest and more people would be happy. Including Jonah, I'm sure.
 
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I just hate that people feel like they have to lie about their penis size period.

Like myself? I'm a solid 8". But I have people saying, "You're just modest and 8.5" or "NO way! I'm 8" and you're an inch bigger than me!"

Why lie? Feed into false senses of amazement. A 7" penis is very sizeable and above average. Hell a thick 6.5" is still pretty nice to look at and yet, above average.

...but no, people with 6" say they're "7.5", and the 7"ers report to be 8", and 8"+ is 9", and the 9"ers lie and say they are 10" or 11" because they know that no one will ever run into one their size anyway.

Just everybody be fucking honest and more people would be happy. Including Jonah, I'm sure.
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