I was 24 in grad school, would have been late 80s. I was working the summer for a guy who owned a landscape company, who happened to be a horn-dog of a fuckbuddy. Because I spoke a bit of Spanish and he was short of help, he asked me to manage a small crew on a 3-4 day job. By the fourth day I was down to just two guys, one of whom was about 45 and spoke good English (Tony), the other about 35 and not so much English (Manny), both really nice but the one with broken English was very appreciative of the job as he'd been having problems and wanted to move back to Texas. Tony was very average middle age and thick in the middle, Manny was much better shape, had done more physical labor and stripped to the waist everyday to work. By the last day at lunch we'd gotten pretty chummy, I knew all about their families, where they were from, personal lives, girlfriends, wives and ex-wives, etc.
At the end of the day, I offered to buy them a beer for their hard work all week. They didn't want to go to a bar but let me buy them a 12-pack. I offered to drop them at their place, a long-term motel where they were living, they invited me to have a cerveza as thanks for the ride. We were probably on #3, sitting on plastic chairs in the parking lot when the Manny (the Spanish speaking guy) has the other one ask me in English if I knew that Rob (the owner) was gay. Rob was pretty openly gay, but not wanting to appear too knowledgeable on the matter I said I "thought me might be". Tony (the English speaking guy), said "oh yea, he has grande pinga" and they both laughed. Clearly I knew, as we had been off/on fuckbuddies for about a year, but I just stayed neutral. So then Manny asks Tony to ask me in English if I like guys or girls, as he looks at me with a very kind expression and says "its ok, no problem", sort of like it was ok for me to tell them. I just grinned a bit, and said I hadn't had a girlfriend for a couple years, I take whatever I can get. We all laughed, Manny says "panocha, culo, verga, todo Bueno, you like all -- that's good my friend". and laughs again.
Well by now I'm getting toasted and should be outta there, but being 24 I have no good sense. The guys are getting pretty loaded also, Tony whining about his wife in Mexico that the sends money to, Manny carrying on about how much he appreciated me giving him a chance this week, he really needed the money. Then Manny gets kinda serious talking to Tony, sort of pushing him to just translate and tell/ask me something. Now Tony speaks a bit of broken English, and it wasn't that hard for me to communicate with him, but he told me early on he was more confident that he would be accurate if Tony translated. So Tony gets a bit sheepish, says, "Manny is very grateful you letting him work and be good friend, if today you feel like the dick you can, uh, uh, his." as he sort of does a Michael Jackson crotch grab so I get the picture. I look over and Tony has a very serious look on his face, nodding yes. I'm a little shocked, and I guess it showed because Manny starts talking very fast to Tony, who translates, "he says its ok, he has a gay brother and his friends have sucked it, he has a very big dick and guys like it, even it in the ass if you want." I said, "your ex-wife...….?" , and Tony says "its ok, don't worry". I'm still trying to soak this all in and not look so shocked I scare them off, Manny gets up while nodding yes, kind of wide-eyed, and steps inside his motel room about 6 feet and opens his pants to show me how big his cock is, maybe thinking I don't believe it. Well I'd been watching their crotches for several days (cuz its what I do), and I'd never have guessed there was that much in there, it was definitely large and he just stood there rubbing his fingers through his thick black bush. I was rubbing my cock thru my pants as Tony walked up behind me, almost like he knew what I was thinking, says "go have a quick rinse if you want" pointing to the bathroom. I gave my ass and crotch a quick scrub and as I came out of the bathroom the door opened to the parking lot and in walks Manny in nothing but a towel, he had showered next door in Tony's room. Tony never came back or participated but we did have about an hour of really hot sex. He never kissed or sucked my cock, but he jacked me like a big dog, chewed and played with my nipples while I sucked his cock, he eventually grabbed a hold of my asscheek and says "yes?". I instinctively turned around as he rolled a condom on and handed me a jar of Albolene (clearly he was prepared to do this), so I could lube my ass. Turned out he wanted me to lube his cock and guide it in while he just stood here, it wasn't fitting real well, so he laid on the bed and pointed for me to sit on it. After another try or two, he jumped up and went thru a pile of laundry and pulled out what looked like (and smelled like) an old bottle of poppers. Well that was enough to do the trick, it was in and he started pumping, I was running my hands through his chest hair and I guess he could tell I liked it because he says "you cum?" as he points to his furry tits. I was young and didn't have the control I do now, I shot all over his chest in a few minutes, he jacked more on my cock and rubbed the goo into his matted hair. I've always had a taste for hairy guys, and this one made me so hot I never lost my boner after cumming, lol. As he was still fiddling with and pulling on my cock he says "mmmm, duro…….mas?" I thought, I don't be able to walk tomorrow, but what the hell, and as I reached back realized he'd gone to 1/2 hard. So I get off him, pull the rubber off and get ready to suck it some more, when he flips over to all 4s offering me his totally hairy ass. I'm not usually much of an ass eater, but this was so hot and hairy and I thought he might like it, but he made clear that was what we were fucking, no ass eating. I got rubbered up and he put a glob of Albolene on my cock and said something in Spanish that I didn't get. He reach back and held my cock in a death grip and said "slow!". I was in much better control having cum once already, I fucked him long and slow, then faster and rougher, for close to 30 minutes. He never got fully hard again, but jacked himself a little and I stroked him while I pumped away trying to figure out what would make it good for him. He seemed to like it best on all 4s, which was hot for me because I could look at his very hairy asscheeks and it was while pumping away and reaching down and feeling his 1/2 hard big dangling all heavy that I came a second time.
Guess this thread didn’t really call for so much detail, but it was not only “unexpected” but very memorable for me as it is still wank fodder 25+ years later, lol. Also this experience really set my taste for spontaneous stroking with another horney dude.