Random Sexual Confessions!

I have busted about 20 nuts into my wife's hair conditioner bottle when I shower in the mornings. It started one morning I was horny and didn't get any pussy the night before. As I was rubbing one out I noticed her fancy conditioner and got the idea to enhance it a little. The conditioner is a similar color and consistency to my jizz. She hasn't noticed and it excites the perv in me and I look forward to making the occasional deposit.
 
I have busted about 20 nuts into my wife's hair conditioner bottle when I shower in the mornings. It started one morning I was horny and didn't get any pussy the night before. As I was rubbing one out I noticed her fancy conditioner and got the idea to enhance it a little. The conditioner is a similar color and consistency to my jizz. She hasn't noticed and it excites the perv in me and I look forward to making the occasional deposit.


LOL I did the same thing to my 19 yr old ex-stepdaughter's shampoo
 
Years ago my first wife and I would end up separating for periods of time due to incompatibility, and I'd get an efficiency apartment for awhile. After a couple weeks or so she'd knock on my door after work and we'd fuck, then get back together. She worked night shift and me days. During one of our so called breaks from each other I'd met a friend of mine wife's sister who was divorced. We began seeing each other and my wife found out and there was nearly a cat fight. Afterwards, knowing the conflict between the two, I kept a low profile. Anyway as it worked out I was fucking the divorced sister gal every day at my apartment during lunch, then while she was at work during the evenings my wife was coming over and I'd fuck her too, right on the stained sheet from the other one, and so on, every day and night for over a month, and neither one found out about the other.
 
Wanked my boyfriend off in queue for MacDonald’s drive thru. Loads of cars and the bet was could he cum before reach order platform, he did - all over my hand which I licked off and kissed him.
You and my first wife must be sisters.
 
I finally gave in and hooked up with a guy I wasn't interested in. I picked him up late at night and we went to a cemetery about a mile from his house. A few minutes after we got there the police pulled in. He ran and hid behind a crypt. The police didn't see him and told me to leave.... so I drove away and left him in the cemetery.
 
I finally gave in and hooked up with a guy I wasn't interested in. I picked him up late at night and we went to a cemetery about a mile from his house. A few minutes after we got there the police pulled in. He ran and hid behind a crypt. The police didn't see him and told me to leave.... so I drove away and left him in the cemetery.
Desperate times require desperate measures...
 
it turns me on to get degraded for being asian/smaller by guys with huge cocks
I too have a rampant SPH fetish. I disappointed an Asian girl who assumed that on average Caucasion guys are better hung than Asian guys. She could not hide her shock and dismay when she saw how tiny my penis is.
Some years later I engaged in a threesome with a Korean guy and his gf whom I met at a club. They were both surprised that he was way bigger than me. I got hugely aroused as soon as we all got naked because his flaccid cock was bigger than mine fully erect.
 
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I was at a swingers party with my soon to be ex wife (the end of my straight life) and she was being shagged my a hung stud very publicly. As he was thrusting away she saw me looking and smiling. Next morning she said I seemed to be enjoying her fuck as much as she did. What she didn't know was I was being finger fucked prior to fucking, my smile was one of personal joy!