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until the top secret sanctum of all things things chica related returns *twitch*
we can gossip about nail polish and our periods here :rolleyes:

so, womangs, what ya got going on in your going ons?

me... i am hating summer all ready.
fricking boob sweats are terrible.
 

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I was born dead, and remained dead for 11 minutes. That I can tie my own shoes is probably miraculous. My brain farts over similar concepts. I'm not sure how old I was, but I know friends I made in high school taught me the trick with the L on the left hand. I get lost the first time I enter anyone's house. I get lost inside stores. I can solve very complicated problems, but ask me to find my way out of Target and I'm toast. I have to make landmarks constantly. I only learn local geography through getting lost, which doesn't happen with GPS, so I'm totally screwed if anything happens to the satellites. I love watching movies and recognizing my landmarks and thinking, "Oh! I've been lost there!"
 

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Reported but no flushing.

Personally, I'm battling some long ass migraines. Last one lasted almost ten days, with only a few hours here and there of medication induced reprieve. This is interfering seriously with life. Dark rooms aren't as much as they could be. Blech!

Migraines are often caused by low progesterone. Get your levels tested. meanwhile, I recommend a trip to Colorado for some herbs :D
 

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straight up girly question.

any hair care tips for post workout sweat-head?
with my hair getting ever longer washing and conditioning the medusa mess gets more involved/time consuming.
there has got to be some spray or gel or other woman witchery to make it easier.

a couple of ladies recommended a rinse with apple cider vinegar and water.
after a failed attempted to go shampooless i don't put much faith in V&W.
might try it a few days to see how it works.

I'm going to give you black girly advice. You can try it, but it might not work for a white woman. The hair is just not the same. Then again, it might, because... you know... it's still hair.

Buy a clarifying shampoo. Get one of those awful, stripping, horrible things that looks like clarified snot. Wash. Rinse. Repeat twice. When you touch your hair, it should feel awful. It should literally be squeaky clean. Enjoy the squeaking sound because life is short.

Next rinse with vinegar. It doesn't have to be apple cider. White is fine. Let it sit for a few minutes. Wash your face or something. Rinse away all the vinegar.

Now use the best conditioner you can find. My best friend has the most gorgeous, thick, shiny, long hair of anyone I know. She swears by the following tip. Buy whatever hair dye is on sale. Save the conditioner packet from the box. Throw out or freecycle everything else that came in the box. After rinsing squeaky clean hair with vinegar followed by water, apply conditioner and thoroughly distribute it through your hair.

This time, put on your shower cap and exfoliate your body or something. Let it sit at least ten minutes, but don't let it dry. Rinse thoroughly, leaving no noticeable residue.

Style as usual. For curly hair, apply Frizz-ease hair serum to soaking wet hair before drying.

Best of luck.
 

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I ordered a pony scrub cap on Etsy for a sleep and hair revolution day cover up,
I've others and I quite like them. They are cotton versions of medical caps, how much length are you containing?

I also have a polyester satin pillow case.its black and nothing has managed to stain it.

LaFemme, I gave oil pulling a whirl years ago. Sesame oil, I think. My reaction was meh. It did feel like some crap was getting off my gums and tongue. But I did it pre brushing. Because even adding peppermint oil didn't make it palatable.

AlteredEgo, coconut is mildly anti microbial, so it kills off some bacteria. But what really makes humans stink is stress and the chemicals released.
I use the crystal rock and a spritz of vertiver cologne.
Because I'm allergic to so much crap in commercial deodorants, let alone antiperspirants.
So, I might get damp, but it doesn't smell overly strong. Still, I keep a spritz bottle with me at work just in case.
 
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have you considered a local builder?
the construction seems pretty basic, carpentry, upholstery and pipe bending.
the base unit can pass as exercise equipment.

the slings can be purchased online from an adult shop.
 

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What? You can't just make it a canopy?

Actually if you can take it down it is discrete.
Subtle, non showy is discreet. -et like secret is how I remembered it in school.
I'm glad someone said something. I didn't learn the difference until I was an adult, and the device I learned for remembering is that discrete means non-continuous or separate, and the ees in discrete are non-continuous and separate. Now we've got a device for each word! I just want to make the world a better place one sentence at a time!


Ohmigosh, I did a search for a pilates machine and this is kinda close!

Cadillac-Pilates-Table-Pilates-Reformer-SW-004-.jpg

NOW you see why I thought you had some delightfully strange exercise kink.
 

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I was born dead, and remained dead for 11 minutes. That I can tie my own shoes is probably miraculous. My brain farts over similar concepts. I'm not sure how old I was, but I know friends I made in high school taught me the trick with the L on the left hand. I get lost the first time I enter anyone's house. I get lost inside stores. I can solve very complicated problems, but ask me to find my way out of Target and I'm toast. I have to make landmarks constantly. I only learn local geography through getting lost, which doesn't happen with GPS, so I'm totally screwed if anything happens to the satellites. I love watching movies and recognizing my landmarks and thinking, "Oh! I've been lost there!"

I had to laugh at that last sentence.
 

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MIgraines are a bitch. I had a whole host of PMS issues before having most of my lady parts removed. Some were insanely painful, but never headaches. NOW I seem to have them all the time and most develop into migraines. I'll take the trade off, but really??? They also cause me to grind my teeth at night, so they got better somewhat since I got a night guard from my dentist.
 
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I have some dental issues right now too, and that may be why they are getting worse. I've had them my whole life, but right now it's getting ridiculous. I'm hoping the upcoming dental surgery provides relief. If not, maybe a treatable brain tumour? :rolleyes:

I just hope your dentist is a sexy as mine.... Holy cow he's handsome! He's solidly married, so my crush is private, but I never miss my appointments! Good luck with your surgery!
 
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I just hope your dentist is a sexy as mine.... Holy cow he's handsome! He's solidly married, so my crush is private, but I never miss my appointments! Good luck with your surgery!
He's actually pretty damn good-looking. Very dark and swarthy!
 
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Migraines are often caused by low progesterone. Get your levels tested. meanwhile, I recommend a trip to Colorado for some herbs :D
Something to consider.....:p

Sexy dentist? Did someone say sexy dentist? Have you noticed how white my teeth are? Only seven appointments! I don't really care if my teeth are that white. His teeth are very white! And his smile is awesome!

OK, so he's probably 10 years younger than me, but it's still fun to look.

Was I silly to get all giddy when he said my teeth are perfect?
Look all you want! But I guess you want to avoid UV lights.
 
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Oh god not this "real" ladies "we're more special than you" clique (that clearly goes against TOS rules concerning accusing other members of being fake) again? I thought it was decided that you keep your presumptuous private gossip squad behind closed door like every other fucking group? What, someone burn down your little tampon hen house?

Honestly ML what's with this sad need to wave your self-importance flag in everyone's face? Are you that starved for attention? Do you really have to ruin what has become the last sanctuary for the rest of us "unreal" females? You have a fucking Women's Issues forum that you've already decorated pink, use it. Let me guess, that's not enough for you right?

You know this one of those ultra-feminist bitch moves that give all women a bad name. This gross selfish need to push their way into every fucking space and leave nothing for anyone else. Everyone has to be like them, be infiltrated by them, think like them. If their beliefs, rights, don't supersede everyone else's beliefs and rights then they unfairly label those people sexist and bigot and misogynist and haters and blah, blah, blah! Ugh, they're the worst kind of people. Are you one of those overbearing sanctimonious females ML?

Newsflash, some of us don't want to be part of your group, deal with it. More so, we don't want to see it or be reminded of it. Some of us feel your group name is an insult to women. Women who contribute to the site but want nothing to do with a club who's name accuses other women, members, of not being real. You do realize the group name, apart from being incredibly immature, is hateful to women and is a form of shaming to those who refuse to participate? Stop shoving your elitist slumber party down everyone's throat.
Real Ladies Group, what a fucking joke. Most of you aren't even verified!?! But we've already gone over this in the past haven't we? So what's with the need to bring your clique in here and start this shit all over again?

This forum is a Q&A for members, mostly it would seem men, to ask women questions. It was clearly created for that purpose and is unique in that way. But now you want to paint it pink right? Can't stand the fact that men have an area to ask women questions, everything has to be about women's issues right? Not only that but now this "real ladies" (sic) fuck you to all other women group have to plant their menstrual soaked flag right in the middle of it. Look, take your fucking boring cramp-overs and gossip about other members, which btw is also against TOS rules, and go elsewhere with it. Preferably to the bottom of some gas choked mineshaft.

The unreal women of LPSG thank you.



 
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I eventually chose not to be a part of the group when it was around, but it didn't bother me any, either. I give no fucks if it's talked about some on the forums. I didn't see anything any worse in the social group when I WAS in it, that I didn't see way worse examples of on the forums.

A real person on LPSG
 
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*sigh* every time i take you off my ignore list, cuz you really do have some very interesting things to say when not being a flaming twat, ya gotta go and ruin it.

i'm sorry RLG crawled up your undershorts and sunk its teeth into your ass.
really, it's your issue please don't take it out on other folks.
 
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^ I wouldn't have expected anything less sheep from you Fade. Really, no surprise. I'm sure the rest of the clique will be parading through and doing the same. Baaaaah!

However this thread is in the wrong section. To deny that is rather bias and delusional of you. This forum was not intended to host private groups.

Sorry to disappoint, but I'm hardly a sheeple given my general lack of participation in much on here, other than to offer what is just my opinion on various topics, typically contained within the Ask A Woman section. Just because my opinion is one that SOME people agree with and just because I on occasion, entirely by chance happen to agree with some people you dislike, doesn't mean squat.
 
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Oh god not this "real" ladies "we're more special than you" clique (that clearly goes against TOS rules concerning accusing other members of being fake) again? I thought it was decided that you keep your presumptuous private gossip squad behind closed door like every other fucking group? What, someone burn down your little tampon hen house?

Honestly ML what's with this sad need to wave your self-importance flag in everyone's face? Are you that starved for attention? Do you really have to ruin what has become the last sanctuary for the rest of us "unreal" females? You have a fucking Women's Issues forum that you've already decorated pink, use it. Let me guess, that's not enough for you right?

You know this one of those ultra-feminist bitch moves that give all women a bad name. This gross selfish need to push their way into every fucking space and leave nothing for anyone else. Everyone has to be like them, be infiltrated by them, think like them. If their beliefs, rights, don't supersede everyone else's beliefs and rights then they unfairly label those people sexist and bigot and misogynist and haters and blah, blah, blah! Ugh, they're the worst kind of people. Are you one of those overbearing sanctimonious females ML?

Newsflash, some of us don't want to be part of your group, deal with it. More so, we don't want to see it or be reminded of it. Some of us feel your group name is an insult to women. Women who contribute to the site but want nothing to do with a club who's name accuses other women, members, of not being real. You do realize the group name, apart from being incredibly immature, is hateful to women and is a form of shaming to those who refuse to participate? Stop shoving your elitist slumber party down everyone's throat.
Real Ladies Group, what a fucking joke. Most of you aren't even verified!?! But we've already gone over this in the past haven't we? So what's with the need to bring your clique in here and start this shit all over again?

This forum is a Q&A for members, mostly it would seem men, to ask women questions. It was clearly created for that purpose and is unique in that way. But now you want to paint it pink right? Can't stand the fact that men have an area to ask women questions, everything has to be about women's issues right? Not only that but now this "real ladies" (sic) fuck you to all other women group have to plant their menstrual soaked flag right in the middle of it. Look, take your fucking boring cramp-overs and gossip about other members, which btw is also against TOS rules, and go elsewhere with it. Preferably to the bottom of some gas choked mineshaft.

The unreal women of LPSG thank you.


Blahblahblah. I believe the implied question is regarding whether there is any miscellany any female or female-identified member of the entire site might like to discuss without the input from men. When Rob is able to set groups back up, I suppose we who decided to join that particular group will go back to having these discussions both without the input of men, and without the stench of asshole you've brought with you.
 
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