Now why would he actually say that? Seriously?
Next you'll be expecting Angela to loudly announce when her tits fall out of her bra.
short answer: silly little fantasy go whooops. so no not seriously
long answer: it's just that i, as someone who is slightly obsessed with shayne, find it very hot (dare i say) whenever he mentions his penis, specially if he would say something to "help" selling a product a sponsored video. dare i also say the contrast between him being the way he is and then suddently saying something like that would be a personal turn on for me. in fact, he has already made jokes
in character that i was happy to hear because no matter what it's coming out of his mouth.
i know that, unlike me, he has a reputation to lose, he has dignity, he sets boundaries to himself and most importantly the ad is likely scripted. but since details like that are usually something i really enjoy hearing about shayne, i truly put a high expectation on it in hopes of having it happen again. literally, the time that happened in a meundies ad was shayne very subtly and very vaguely saying he looks somewhat big and that's it. i am aware of that. if it were to happen he wouldn't say what i said "i wish" he would say.
i am me and i am also just as upset as you are at myself for crossing lines like that, but that's to prove what the hell he is doing to me lol
(also i dont feel things for angela as i do for shayne but that sounds like something she could do ironically. some of us have seen when she wore a diaper so hearing that from her wouldn't hit the same way)
i reaaaally worry about sounding pissed off in here so just to be clear i do have do explain myself in most of the things i think about shayne. sometimes i even get in front of the mirror and go "what the fuck, man". so i thought i could explain since you kinda asked for an answer there: