That's right - bad sex. I wanna hear memorably awful encounters.
I'll go first.
Guy hits me up on Grindr, likes my profile, and asks if I want head. I say sure. Who turns down head? We swap pics, he drops me a pin, and I drive the short distance over.
Downstairs, we meet - he's the guy in his photos, so no worries about being catfished -, and we make out a little bit in the foyer before going upstairs. His place is really nice, not that that's entirely relevant here, and within minutes of getting there, I am naked and hard and his mouth is on my dick. We're on the couch, he's wrapped a hand around the base of my cock (I am uncut for reference) and he goes down on me.
The only thing is he's gripping my dick just hard enough that it kind of chokes off some circulation to the head and I can't feel much of his mouth. And the more I settle into this half-blowjob half-handjob, the more I realize he's not even sucking it that much. He's stroking me plus some mouth, but he's going at such a fast pace, like he's trying to generate enough friction to light a fire with my penis.
I tell him to slow down and take his time, but then he tells me why he's going so fast - he has a meeting to get to in 20 minutes. He wants me to cum in his mouth as fast as possible so he can make his next meeting on time. I get it but I want him to slow down. He doesn't. By the time he has to go to his meeting, my dick is somewhat swollen from all of the rubbing, and I did not finish.
I put my clothes on and head out shortly thereafter because he has that meeting of his, and that was that.
At least he was a good kisser.
I'll go first.
Guy hits me up on Grindr, likes my profile, and asks if I want head. I say sure. Who turns down head? We swap pics, he drops me a pin, and I drive the short distance over.
Downstairs, we meet - he's the guy in his photos, so no worries about being catfished -, and we make out a little bit in the foyer before going upstairs. His place is really nice, not that that's entirely relevant here, and within minutes of getting there, I am naked and hard and his mouth is on my dick. We're on the couch, he's wrapped a hand around the base of my cock (I am uncut for reference) and he goes down on me.
The only thing is he's gripping my dick just hard enough that it kind of chokes off some circulation to the head and I can't feel much of his mouth. And the more I settle into this half-blowjob half-handjob, the more I realize he's not even sucking it that much. He's stroking me plus some mouth, but he's going at such a fast pace, like he's trying to generate enough friction to light a fire with my penis.
I tell him to slow down and take his time, but then he tells me why he's going so fast - he has a meeting to get to in 20 minutes. He wants me to cum in his mouth as fast as possible so he can make his next meeting on time. I get it but I want him to slow down. He doesn't. By the time he has to go to his meeting, my dick is somewhat swollen from all of the rubbing, and I did not finish.
I put my clothes on and head out shortly thereafter because he has that meeting of his, and that was that.
At least he was a good kisser.
