What made you laugh today?

[SeDNisTon]

Some adam sandler movie from the 90s

 

[deleted5791141]

 

[Tight_End_SC]

 

[ActionBuddy]

From The Late Show with Stephen Colbert:

"Inside the Hill" explains female anatomy to the Texas Legislature.

Big News: Trump and Giuliani plot weird, drunk shadow campaign.

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[ozwestcoastboy]

 

[halcyondays]

So the joke is take the shot in your shoulder not your balls...

 

[deleted5791141]

Willem Dafoe as Pretty Woman

 

[EllieP]

Willem Dafoe as Pretty Woman

Am I the only one really freaked out about this?

 

[NCbear]

Am I the only one really freaked out about this?

No. You’re absolutely not the only one.

NCbear (who’s unsettled more than a bit by the fact that a rather successful research professor at my university looks like Dafoe)

 

[ActionBuddy]

The New Yorker: Satire from The Borowitz Report:

California Republicans Flee to Florida and Texas in Search of Even Dumber Governors

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[885840]

 

[EllieP]

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[Scarletbegonia]

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Well, he forgot to wear something else.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Saw this at the history museum.
What exactly would imitation black pepper be?

 

[edonline]

 

[NCbear]

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Saw this at the history museum.
What exactly would imitation black pepper be?

Your post made me remember something truly hilarious that I haven’t thought about in years.

In the week before I went to college, the prissy, fussy, gossipy old straight male hospital orderly (and busybody) next door stopped by with a going-away gift.

I unwrapped it that night. The next moment I was nearly crying with laughter. As were my parents, whose senses of humor are very similar to my own.

Per the picture on the outside of the cheap cardboard package, inside was a large, square, brown vinyl bag with a zipper lengthways across the top, obviously meant to hold shaving kit and men’s toiletries. In extremely fulsome language, promoted by truly huge letters on the small box, was this memorable description of the material it was made of: “Genuine Imitation Artificial Leather!”

NCbear (for whose family this became a years-long running joke used to describe any fakery or bullshittery—“yes, but is it truly genuine as well as artificial?”—and then we’d crack up again)

 

[885840]

 

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[ActionBuddy]

This T-shirt, that my 28 year old cousin, an awesome, feminist, and anti-racist activist, a caring immigration justice lawyer, who is fully fluent in Spanish and English, in the courts, as well as in the sickening ICE detention centers in California... Sent to me to wear at my upcoming, October birthday party...

I'm rather fond of her!...

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[ActionBuddy]

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Saw this at the history museum.
What exactly would imitation black pepper be?

And, why the hell would anyone even WANT to use a product labeled as "Imitation Black Pepper"?... Weird!

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