Whats your etiquette on farting during sex

[Gecko4lif]

What do you do when you need to fart during sex?

Or worse. When receiving oral sex.

 

[AlteredEgo]

If your face is anywhere between my belly button and knees, you get advanced warning. If not, I will just excuse myself after. If you don't find it funny, I'm not sure how you got that far with me in the first place.

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

I honestly don't remember a time where I've needed to fart during sex. If I needed to, I'd probably just hold it until we were done.

 

[Jillang]

What do you do when you need to fart during sex?

Or worse. When receiving oral sex.

I don't even know if this is a serious question but it made me laugh.

 

[EllieP]

Seriously? This happens to women? OMG! That would be so hilarious! Well, not always hilarious, but I guess I've never come across that situation.

 

[Gecko4lif]

Seriously? This happens to women? OMG! That would be so hilarious! Well, not always hilarious, but I guess I've never come across that situation.

I have a story about it lol

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

I second Alter Ego's response... If you can't laugh about it, then you'd probably never had made it far enough to find out ~

I can't recall a time it's ever happened though... but I am sure it has... :shrug:

 

[B_Evie]

OOPS!:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

 

[BonnieBlaine]

You make front hole so happy back hole blew you a kiss........ Sorry saw that on a movie somewhere..... It happens.... I have done it.... Laughed about it.... No big deal..... sometimes when you get that excited you can't hold it in....

 

[MickeyLee]

laughter is the appropriate response.

maybe a call on play until the air clears :redface:

dutch oven-ing is seriously discouraged.
:twak:

 

[Patchos]

Just tell the damn story and stop dithering around

 

[MsImperfect]

I had a guy let one rip when I was giving him a bj... totally killed the mood and made me yack..

never saw him again..

 

[HiddenLacey]

laughter is the appropriate response.

maybe a call on play until the air clears :redface:

dutch oven-ing is seriously discouraged.
:twak:

Lol, the dutch oven sucks. :tongue::tongue: Funny, throws punch, laughs.

Hmmm... I would say my etiquette is DON'T, but things happen. Especially once you've been with someone a long time. I suppose it's like trying to brush your teeth in the morning and your man stumbles in and pees and farts at the same time. I always kind of felt the need to punch him in the arm, but I knew he'd end up peeing on the floor after I did it the first time. Never push your guy while he's urinating ladies!!!

Anyway, I suppose as long as I didn't think he was purposely farting on me during sex, it'd be a funny moment like any other and we'd keep on moving.

 

[SprinkleMe69]

I did while being manually stimulated. Just pfft right out. I said "oh sorry." He said, "no problem" and kept on with the stimulation.