A Friend Inneed
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She ran screaming from u
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The friend then moved her new boyfriend into your home. Followed by his mother, 3 kids, and a goat.
Your question, "how did this happen?"
Your question, "how did this happen?"
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pigs flew out of your ass?
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She knew magic and decided you were better off as a ginder bread man. Then after doing so she figured all those times she couldn't reach the top of the cabinet were a sign from the god of netflix and chill plus godzilla and turned herself into a massive monster.
Though realizing that they don't make many clothes in monster size she gave destroying the townsfolk another thought. Just then captain america jumped in from a thanos helicopter to tell her that the clothes that are made in monster sizes do not in fact have pockets. Furious at this new found secret she decided to shrink herself back down to size.
Before she could though steven king drove by on a moped and accidentally knocked her magic tooth brush out of claws before she could finish the job. In a panic she rushed around the broken debris of the starbucks she accidentally crushed while still shrinking in size for her bestest friend tony the magic school brush.
Grasping it within her dragon like teeth in the nickelodeon of time she then spoke the magic words "why are there so many threads like this" and the shrinking stopped. At that moment she noticed that she did not in fact stop it in time. And now stood at the height of a small child.
Soon your wife found her. After gathering all the piece of your partially eaten body and begged her magic friend to make you whole again. Princess afro replied that she would indeed turn you back to normal. But only after your wife could defeat her in a dance off.
For three years they danced. Spanning all genres of music. Sweating to the oldies. And even a little innocent bump and grind. Suddenly on the last day of the last week on the last month of that last year princess maria cosgrove afro started to grow back to her original size. Which mind you was kind of a hassle when it came to twisting and shouting. And in doing so they both quickly reminded each other that you existed. Having forgotten all this time because they got lost in the beats.
They began searching for their sugar cookie furiously. Looking all over the country sized dance floor. Even asking dj enimem if he'd seen you leave at any point. To no avail. You were no where to be found. Until suddenly your wife with a grissly dark look turn to president afro and then looked toward the sparkling floor.
As the disco lights flickered off of their boots they both turned their attention downward. Noticing that the room had been kind of dusty in their haze. A shout came from one of tables centered near the dance floor. The partys not over yet the person said somehow infusing his silver fox hairness into his voice. It's was the town's sexiest man alive or dead. None other than anderson i laugh in the face of wanna be dictators cooper. Wearing and all white suit with a gold handkerchief.
You can do this. He said with a smile. And just then eminem started playing the song blackbeard by marc rebillet. Queen afro and your wife then look at each other with a smile. Nodding slightly to the beat. Shit was about to go down.
With a flick of her wrist and your wife throwing her hands in the air the dust that had settled on the dance floor rose quickly. Swirling into particles until it became a tornado of sweetened body bits. Until it started resembling first a penis, then balls then adams apple and finally a nipple.
Faster the winds of your deformed parts went. Smashing into each other along with the beat. Until magically you were whole again. Farting just to let your wife know you were ok. The town rejoiced. Anderson cooper laughed. Enimem threw a bottle. Santa started break dancing with ms clause steering with disapproval.
And you all live happily ever after.
How close am i?
Though realizing that they don't make many clothes in monster size she gave destroying the townsfolk another thought. Just then captain america jumped in from a thanos helicopter to tell her that the clothes that are made in monster sizes do not in fact have pockets. Furious at this new found secret she decided to shrink herself back down to size.
Before she could though steven king drove by on a moped and accidentally knocked her magic tooth brush out of claws before she could finish the job. In a panic she rushed around the broken debris of the starbucks she accidentally crushed while still shrinking in size for her bestest friend tony the magic school brush.
Grasping it within her dragon like teeth in the nickelodeon of time she then spoke the magic words "why are there so many threads like this" and the shrinking stopped. At that moment she noticed that she did not in fact stop it in time. And now stood at the height of a small child.
Soon your wife found her. After gathering all the piece of your partially eaten body and begged her magic friend to make you whole again. Princess afro replied that she would indeed turn you back to normal. But only after your wife could defeat her in a dance off.
For three years they danced. Spanning all genres of music. Sweating to the oldies. And even a little innocent bump and grind. Suddenly on the last day of the last week on the last month of that last year princess maria cosgrove afro started to grow back to her original size. Which mind you was kind of a hassle when it came to twisting and shouting. And in doing so they both quickly reminded each other that you existed. Having forgotten all this time because they got lost in the beats.
They began searching for their sugar cookie furiously. Looking all over the country sized dance floor. Even asking dj enimem if he'd seen you leave at any point. To no avail. You were no where to be found. Until suddenly your wife with a grissly dark look turn to president afro and then looked toward the sparkling floor.
As the disco lights flickered off of their boots they both turned their attention downward. Noticing that the room had been kind of dusty in their haze. A shout came from one of tables centered near the dance floor. The partys not over yet the person said somehow infusing his silver fox hairness into his voice. It's was the town's sexiest man alive or dead. None other than anderson i laugh in the face of wanna be dictators cooper. Wearing and all white suit with a gold handkerchief.
You can do this. He said with a smile. And just then eminem started playing the song blackbeard by marc rebillet. Queen afro and your wife then look at each other with a smile. Nodding slightly to the beat. Shit was about to go down.
With a flick of her wrist and your wife throwing her hands in the air the dust that had settled on the dance floor rose quickly. Swirling into particles until it became a tornado of sweetened body bits. Until it started resembling first a penis, then balls then adams apple and finally a nipple.
Faster the winds of your deformed parts went. Smashing into each other along with the beat. Until magically you were whole again. Farting just to let your wife know you were ok. The town rejoiced. Anderson cooper laughed. Enimem threw a bottle. Santa started break dancing with ms clause steering with disapproval.
And you all live happily ever after.
How close am i?
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