Biggest dick you have seen in real life

[Hassall]

If any of you still have contact to a double digit guy, please point them towards the 10k thread, so we can end it.

NO SHIT!!!!!! Reminds me of all the tall ass fucking tales my hunting and fishing buddies tell about the "the one that got away."

"Buck was so big he could have carried away a maiden in his rack!!!!"

" Biggest FUCKING BASS I ever saw!!!!He was 16" long had to be atleast 8" deep!!!! Had to be a 20 pounder!!!!!! Fucker pulled my canoe before he broke me rod...." In a pond that was no bigger than an 100 yards and no deeper than 10'

There are some big fucking cocks out there. Hell some of the pythons you see n porn if you go by the average width of a womans hand at 3" holding some of those I hve no doubt there may a be a few that maaaay be 3-4 womens hands but thats got to be like spotting a fucking unicorn. Nine inches around and BIGGER????????

SOOOOOOO you really seen pop bottle cocks???? AAAAANNDD if you have, what a gallon of lube per fuck even if going somewhere designed by nature to make its own lube????? Thats not counting blood from torn asses...

Pardon me, there's probably something broken inside me. I've been asked if I have undiagnosed Tourettes.....

 

[deleted508]

My own, but I look forward to the day that I see a larger one up close, preferably in my mouth.

lol the 100% straight vs this comment

 

[Jizzpainter]

That must be a close friend of mine, he is a little bigger than I am both soft and hard. Would love to have a little masturbation session with him some day!

 

[LPSGmus]

Vintage East German naturist beach:

 

[BigBri2010]

My first roommate in college. Almost 9 when hard. Quite thick also. Beautiful cock.

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

Vintage East German naturist beach:

That's a video of me before the accident

 

[ConanTheBarber]

That's a video of me before the accident

Slipped disc while showering?
I can imagine.
Risky life you have.

 

[WilliamG]

I just met a guy online last week on Flingster (a random type video site). He looked fucking big. I asked him how big he was... He pulled out a tape measure and it was a solid 11"! It was a standard contractors retractable type tape that clearly showed it... It was amazing!

 

[LPSGmus]

 

[lksbigone]

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You saw this fellow in real life? Where and when, cause these shots look pretty old.

 

[alecmatt]

I walked in a YMCA in downtown London, England and there was a stock guy, middle eastern, sitting looking a people coming in the locker room. His cock was the thickest I've ever seen. I swear it looked like a 2 Liter cock bottle.

Was he showing it off?

There is a guy in my gym like that, total muscle bull, he walks around naked .

 

[Bluishdog77]

I saw and feel Rafael Alencar's cock. that was really huge!

 

[TimWalksFunny]

Several years ago I was in a small nightclub that I went to often, it's slightly more than a bar. It was a slow night. I went into the men's room. There was no one there so I decided to go to a urinal. I more often use a toilet stall to prevent having the audience of 'looker's' I acquire when I step up to a urinal. As soon as I undid my pants I hear the door open. I looked over my shoulder and saw that the guy was walking toward the sinks, so I turned my head back to face the wall. Suddenly, the guy's standing next to me. He snuck (sneaked?) up on me. He was looking down at my penis and started babbling out, excitedly, about how he has a big penis, and everyone makes a big deal out of how big his penis is, and women say it's too big, and they turn him down for sex when they see how big it is, and he feels like a freak, and he never thought he would see or meet someone who had a penis that was bigger than his. He was amazed that he was looking at a penis bigger than his. Maybe he didn't realize that by referring to himself as a freak he was insinuating, and basically calling me a freak. Then he pulled open his jacket and started undoing his pants, but it wasn't to use the urinal next to mine, it was to show me his penis. He pulled it out, it was totally soft, flaccid, and held it cradled in his hand, it was about 9-10 inches, and as thick or slightly thicker than the proverbial coke can size that sometimes gets used when describing penis size. By then I was done using the urinal. I figured "What the heck", I'll let him get a closer look by turning to my left, to face him, and do a comparison. Let him compare what he calls his big "freak" sized penis to one even bigger (freakier?). Of course, right then is when the door comes flying open and four guys come rushing in, to find two over-endowed guys checking out each other's giant dick. Actually, I think they were his friends, and knew about him following me in there.

 

[Jocktb1]

Several years ago I was in a small nightclub that I went to often, it's slightly more than a bar. It was a slow night. I went into the men's room. There was no one there so I decided to go to a urinal. I more often use a toilet stall to prevent having the audience of 'looker's' I acquire when I step up to a urinal. As soon as I undid my pants I hear the door open. I looked over my shoulder and saw that the guy was walking toward the sinks, so I turned my head back to face the wall. Suddenly, the guy's standing next to me. He snuck (sneaked?) up on me. He was looking down at my penis and started babbling out, excitedly, about how he has a big penis, and everyone makes a big deal out of how big his penis is, and women say it's too big, and they turn him down for sex when they see how big it is, and he feels like a freak, and he never thought he would see or meet someone who had a penis that was bigger than his. He was amazed that he was looking at a penis bigger than his. Maybe he didn't realize that by referring to himself as a freak he was insinuating, and basically calling me a freak. Then he pulled open his jacket and started undoing his pants, but it wasn't to use the urinal next to mine, it was to show me his penis. He pulled it out, it was totally soft, flaccid, and held it cradled in his hand, it was about 9-10 inches, and as thick or slightly thicker than the proverbial coke can size that sometimes gets used when describing penis size. By then I was done using the urinal. I figured "What the heck", I'll let him get a closer look by turning to my left, to face him, and do a comparison. Let him compare what he calls his big "freak" sized penis to one even bigger (freakier?). Of course, right then is when the door comes flying open and four guys come rushing in, to find two over-endowed guys checking out each other's giant dick. Actually, I think they were his friends, and knew about him following me in there.

 

[Jocktb1]

Nice, into comparing? Pm me jock.tb on kik

 

[likeitalot]

Several years ago I was in a small nightclub that I went to often, it's slightly more than a bar. It was a slow night. I went into the men's room. There was no one there so I decided to go to a urinal. I more often use a toilet stall to prevent having the audience of 'looker's' I acquire when I step up to a urinal. As soon as I undid my pants I hear the door open. I looked over my shoulder and saw that the guy was walking toward the sinks, so I turned my head back to face the wall. Suddenly, the guy's standing next to me. He snuck (sneaked?) up on me. He was looking down at my penis and started babbling out, excitedly, about how he has a big penis, and everyone makes a big deal out of how big his penis is, and women say it's too big, and they turn him down for sex when they see how big it is, and he feels like a freak, and he never thought he would see or meet someone who had a penis that was bigger than his. He was amazed that he was looking at a penis bigger than his. Maybe he didn't realize that by referring to himself as a freak he was insinuating, and basically calling me a freak. Then he pulled open his jacket and started undoing his pants, but it wasn't to use the urinal next to mine, it was to show me his penis. He pulled it out, it was totally soft, flaccid, and held it cradled in his hand, it was about 9-10 inches, and as thick or slightly thicker than the proverbial coke can size that sometimes gets used when describing penis size. By then I was done using the urinal. I figured "What the heck", I'll let him get a closer look by turning to my left, to face him, and do a comparison. Let him compare what he calls his big "freak" sized penis to one even bigger (freakier?). Of course, right then is when the door comes flying open and four guys come rushing in, to find two over-endowed guys checking out each other's giant dick. Actually, I think they were his friends, and knew about him following me in there.

Do show

 

[Ed Sullivan]

It was a few years ago, I was at a restaurant in Fort Lauderdale right next to a pavement where many people were wearing very little. This guy approached wearing just flip flops, sunglasses, and grey basketball shorts to his knees and I'm not joking it was literally knee length. I know there's the whole 10 inch challenge thing on here and I'm going to say he was definitely 10 but it REALLY looked like it, and it was clearly soft.
Some other people at the restaurant (a group of about 5 people) stopped him as he walked past and asked if it was really his dick and he said, very earnestly, that it was. They asked if it was hard and he said no, it was soft, then kept walking. Those people were laughing and screaming for like 10 minutes in shock!

 

[phillymmbg]

It’s far more safer in the private clubs

curious - where do you find "private clubs?" I know NYC and European cities have listings for stuff like this, but never seen much anywhere else in US especially after craigslist went PG-13.

 

[TimWalksFunny]

It was a few years ago, I was at a restaurant in Fort Lauderdale right next to a pavement where many people were wearing very little. This guy approached wearing just flip flops, sunglasses, and grey basketball shorts to his knees and I'm not joking it was literally knee length. I know there's the whole 10 inch challenge thing on here and I'm going to say he was definitely 10 but it REALLY looked like it, and it was clearly soft.
Some other people at the restaurant (a group of about 5 people) stopped him as he walked past and asked if it was really his dick and he said, very earnestly, that it was. They asked if it was hard and he said no, it was soft, then kept walking. Those people were laughing and screaming for like 10 minutes in shock!

It was a few years ago, I was at a restaurant in Fort Lauderdale right next to a pavement where many people were wearing very little. This guy approached wearing just flip flops, sunglasses, and grey basketball shorts to his knees and I'm not joking it was literally knee length. I know there's the whole 10 inch challenge thing on here and I'm going to say he was definitely 10 but it REALLY looked like it, and it was clearly soft.
Some other people at the restaurant (a group of about 5 people) stopped him as he walked past and asked if it was really his dick and he said, very earnestly, that it was. They asked if it was hard and he said no, it was soft, then kept walking. Those people were laughing and screaming for like 10 minutes in shock!

He most likely gets stopped often, and gets the same questions I get. Questions like, "Is that really your genitals doing that (making that bulge)?", and variations of that. There's, "What made your dick (or junk) get that big?" and "Did a hormone disease cause your genitals to get that big?". When they ask, "Is that really your dick doing that (the bulge)?" or "Is that how big your dick is?!" I casually answer, "Yes" or ("Yep") the next thing they often say is, "Christ! Even your balls are huge!"

In a store, a guy approached me and asked if it was really my genitals causing the bulging. After I answered, "Yes" he looked off into the distance at someone and yelled, "Hey, Tommy! Come check out the size of this guy's junk!" Several people looked in our direction. I looked to see if I could see "Tommy". There he was, looking back at the guy with a priceless expression on his face. An expression that said, "WTF, Dude! You're asking me to look at a guy's junk??!" He did not approach us. The guy then told me to have a nice day and extended his hand for a handshake.

I'm always having people, such as in that restaurant situation, who gasp, make laughing noises, women putting their hands over their eyes, repeatedly peeking at my bulge, giggling, laughing, stating, "Oh my god, Oh My god, Oh my god!" Guys muttering, "Holy Sh*t! Is that that guy's junk?!"

My life is weird.

 

[likeitalot]

He most likely gets stopped often, and gets the same questions I get. Questions like, "Is that really your genitals doing that (making that bulge)?", and variations of that. There's, "What made your dick (or junk) get that big?" and "Did a hormone disease cause your genitals to get that big?". When they ask, "Is that really your dick doing that (the bulge)?" or "Is that how big your dick is?!" I casually answer, "Yes" or ("Yep") the next thing they often say is, "Christ! Even your balls are huge!"

In a store, a guy approached me and asked if it was really my genitals causing the bulging. After I answered, "Yes" he looked off into the distance at someone and yelled, "Hey, Tommy! Come check out the size of this guy's junk!" Several people looked in our direction. I looked to see if I could see "Tommy". There he was, looking back at the guy with a priceless expression on his face. An expression that said, "WTF, Dude! You're asking me to look at a guy's junk??!" He did not approach us. The guy then told me to have a nice day and extended his hand for a handshake.

I'm always having people, such as in that restaurant situation, who gasp, make laughing noises, women putting their hands over their eyes, repeatedly peeking at my bulge, giggling, laughing, stating, "Oh my god, Oh My god, Oh my god!" Guys muttering, "Holy Sh*t! Is that that guy's junk?!"

My life is weird.

I feel like you need to show it haha