Luke dandy straight lad on instagram touting his of

exactly this!!

I’m not a hater and am far from jealous, I’m interested to know why he feels the need to photoshop/Facetune/edit his photos when (let’s be honest) he’s a good looking lad...

also flaunting wealth/cash doesn’t make you a baller, it makes you a tosser - it’s not classy...

ps - hiya :emoji_wave:
Haha. ‘It doesn’t make you a baller, it makes you a tossed’ Hahaha. That’s so true!

The default with anyone is ‘haters gonna hate’ or ‘jealous’ because their fragile little egos can’t begin to possibly contemplate that someone just simple believes they are a bit of a twat! The fear of being thought of as a twat is soooo scary to them they have to instantly go for ‘haters gonna hate’ or ‘jealous’.

Like you. I certainly don’t hate him. If anything I’m quite a fan. I literally love his updates and profile. It’s given me countless moments of laughter to the point I’ve cried laughing. As for being jealous. . . Erm, no. I see nothing to be jealous of, unless I’m missing something?!
 
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I only follow this guy because it is TRAGIC to watch... he’s in so deep - even he believes the bullshit he’s peddling
I think he also doesn’t realise well the reason we do keep checking his profile is because it’s so car crash. I admit it. I keep looking because he’s a mess. It’s like waiting for the next episode after a cliffhanger. I genuinely can’t wait to see what tragic post is coming next. I’m a fan. What can I say. Hi Luke?! You’re profile is soooo good. Please keep the posts coming. I’m on the edge of my seat.
 
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Haha. ‘It doesn’t make you a baller, it makes you a tossed’ Hahaha. That’s so true!

The default with anyone is ‘haters gonna hate’ or ‘jealous’ because their fragile little egos can’t begin to possibly contemplate that someone just simple believes they are a bit of a twat! The fear of being thought of as a twat is soooo scary to them they have to instantly go for ‘haters gonna hate’ or ‘jealous’.

Like you. I certainly don’t hate him. If anything I’m quite a fan. I literally love his updates and profile. It’s given me countless moments of laughter to the point I’ve cried laughing. As for being jealous. . . Erm, no. I see nothing to be jealous of, unless I’m missing something?!

I think he also doesn’t realise well the reason we do keep checking his profile is because it’s so car crash. I admit it. I keep looking because he’s a mess. It’s like waiting for the next episode after a cliffhanger. I genuinely can’t wait to see what tragic post is coming next. I’m a fan. What can I say. Hi Luke?! You’re profile is soooo good. Please keep the posts coming. I’m on the edge of my seat.

:emoji_clap: absolutely YES... although I’ll probably be blocked very soon which will make me sad :emoji_cry:
 
Anyway. So he’s going to get a hair transplant. So he’s going to replace that fucked up hairstyle he’s been parading
:emoji_clap: absolutely YES... although I’ll probably be blocked very soon which will make me sad :emoji_cry:
Why? Does his know your IG?
 
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Anyway. So he’s going to get a hair transplant. So he’s going to replace that fucked up hairstyle he’s been parading

Why? Does his know your IG?

While he’s there reckon they can work out why on earth his dick seems to vary in size between pics and videos??

and while we’re at it, why isn’t he making a fortune selling foreskins - sometimes he’s cut, sometimes he’s not :emoji_stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
 
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exactly this!!

I’m not a hater and am far from jealous, I’m interested to know why he feels the need to photoshop/Facetune/edit his photos when (let’s be honest) he’s a good looking lad...

also flaunting wealth/cash doesn’t make you a baller, it makes you a tosser - it’s not classy...

ps - hiya :emoji_wave:
I do not find him attractive AT all, cool if people do but I just had to say that ain’t me
 
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Haha. ‘It doesn’t make you a baller, it makes you a tossed’ Hahaha. That’s so true!

The default with anyone is ‘haters gonna hate’ or ‘jealous’ because their fragile little egos can’t begin to possibly contemplate that someone just simple believes they are a bit of a twat! The fear of being thought of as a twat is soooo scary to them they have to instantly go for ‘haters gonna hate’ or ‘jealous’.

Like you. I certainly don’t hate him. If anything I’m quite a fan. I literally love his updates and profile. It’s given me countless moments of laughter to the point I’ve cried laughing. As for being jealous. . . Erm, no. I see nothing to be jealous of, unless I’m missing something?!
He has blurred the line between instagram and reality. Hence the fake followers the fake pics etc. I just see this as holding someone to account and where i cone from he is called a thief. If you are scamming people on onlyfans You are a thief... periodt. I don’t for one second think he’s ballin if he was he’d sort his room out and invest in it, but he dont love himself thats why he face swaps everything. Now apparently someone somewhere has told him to kill himself. It’s just dawned on me he probably made that up.
 
Is he getting abuse from somewhere else aswell. Says people have said to kill himself and that aint on here. Worst i’ve heard is big gat gypsy pikey? Is there another forum?
Nobody should be telling him to kill himself. I’ve not seen that on here.
 
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Nobody should be telling him to kill himself. I’ve not seen that on here.
It isnt i have just checked. Maybe someone else inboxes him however i think he has made it up. I think he means this forum but thats all he can say cause he cannot say “ people are calling me a thieving tramp without exposing himself” so he has just said kill himself in a video” the more shit he chats the more I believe he is actually insane. He would sell his own nan for an ig sponsorship. Also i agree his hair changes constantly on his pics and he expects people not to notice indicating to me he is not very bright.
 
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It isnt i have just checked. Maybe someone else inboxes him however i think he has made it up. I think he means this forum but thats all he can say cause he cannot say “ people are calling me a thieving tramp without exposing himself” so he has just said kill himself in a video” the more shit he chats the more I believe he is actually insane. He would sell his own nan for an ig sponsorship. Also i agree his hair changes constantly on his pics and he expects people not to notice indicating to me he is not very bright.
Oh he’s deffo a bit slow. Bless him.
 
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He’s called me out personally on his IG story and I’ve certainly not said he should kill himself, nobody should be told that.

I object to being called a troll, we’re asking legitimate questions ... clearly he’s not the brightest - instead of trying to make out like you’re being bullied and saying “come say it to my face” why not engage and answer questions as opposed to just ‘lurking’ in the forums ...

PS - it’s a lockdown Hun, I’d love to meet you face to face but Boris says I can’t ...
 
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He’s called me out personally on his IG story and I’ve certainly not said he should kill himself, nobody should be told that.

I object to being called a troll, we’re asking legitimate questions ... clearly he’s not the brightest - instead of trying to make out like you’re being bullied and saying “come say it to my face” why not engage and answer questions as opposed to just ‘lurking’ in the forums ...

PS - it’s a lockdown Hun, I’d love to meet you face to face but Boris says I can’t ...
He’s full it shit. Just listen to how he talks. He sounds as thick as pig shit. If anyone has told him to kill himself that’s out of order and unacceptable on all levels. However, I can’t help but think he’s making it up to try and get some sympathy?

As for online bullying. He should refer to comments. Say what’s being said and then deny them. I’d love to hear him deny he Facetunes the fuck out of his face.

The video of his face where he mentions bullying. Not sure what’s going on in that video. He looks extremely odd. Something not quite right.

I didn’t see him mention you tho in his life story?
 
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He’s full it shit. Just listen to how he talks. He sounds as thick as pig shit. If anyone has told him to kill himself that’s out of order and unacceptable on all levels. However, I can’t help but think he’s making it up to try and get some sympathy?

As for online bullying. He should refer to comments. Say what’s being said and then deny them. I’d love to hear him deny he Facetunes the fuck out of his face.

The video of his face where he mentions bullying. Not sure what’s going on in that video. He looks extremely odd. Something not quite right.

I didn’t see him mention you tho in his life story?

it was the other day when he was bangin on about the haters ... he put “big dave - I can see who you are” :joy:
 
it was the other day when he was bangin on about the haters ... he put “big dave - I can see who you are” :joy:
It’s the hate comment that irked me. Hate what??? The lies. The cgi face. The musty looking room? The back garden that looks like a live tour of Chernobyl? The hamster cage in the bedroom? The fact he plays idiot box all day (why aren’t you at work)? The stealing of money and scamming by using other peoples pics to post on onlyfans? The lies of saying you’re in the 0. Whatever percent on only fans but the top top pornstars are not (but sure some lad from the market town of kettering is)? Hate to be a bitch but if im hating give me something to hate on. All he is saying hate for is because he can’t comprehend the real issue cause it’s all facts and he know’s it. Also why say no one will say it to his phase, first of all we wont get the opportunity, if I did i would deffo say it because I hate thieves. Lastly what is he gonna do exactly. Am I meant to be scared. I cussed him on his ig straight off mind he deleted my comment and I did it on twitter both of my profiles.
 
He’s full it shit. Just listen to how he talks. He sounds as thick as pig shit. If anyone has told him to kill himself that’s out of order and unacceptable on all levels. However, I can’t help but think he’s making it up to try and get some sympathy?

As for online bullying. He should refer to comments. Say what’s being said and then deny them. I’d love to hear him deny he Facetunes the fuck out of his face.

The video of his face where he mentions bullying. Not sure what’s going on in that video. He looks extremely odd. Something not quite right.

I didn’t see him mention you tho in his life story?
The video cgi is ridiculous. It’s giving me very much carrie fisher in star wars (after she was dead and they had to cgi her in)
 
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It’s the hate comment that irked me. Hate what??? The lies. The cgi face. The musty looking room? The back garden that looks like a live tour of Chernobyl? The hamster cage in the bedroom? The fact he plays idiot box all day (why aren’t you at work)? The stealing of money and scamming by using other peoples pics to post on onlyfans? The lies of saying you’re in the 0. Whatever percent on only fans but the top top pornstars are not (but sure some lad from the market town of kettering is)? Hate to be a bitch but if im hating give me something to hate on. All he is saying hate for is because he can’t comprehend the real issue cause it’s all facts and he know’s it. Also why say no one will say it to his phase, first of all we wont get the opportunity, if I did i would deffo say it because I hate thieves. Lastly what is he gonna do exactly. Am I meant to be scared. I cussed him on his ig straight off mind he deleted my comment and I did it on twitter both of my profiles.

EXACTLY THIS ... 30k followers and only 5/15 comments per post?! Shame those Russian bots can’t comment after you’ve paid so much for them to follow you
 
It’s the hate comment that irked me. Hate what??? The lies. The cgi face. The musty looking room? The back garden that looks like a live tour of Chernobyl? The hamster cage in the bedroom? The fact he plays idiot box all day (why aren’t you at work)? The stealing of money and scamming by using other peoples pics to post on onlyfans? The lies of saying you’re in the 0. Whatever percent on only fans but the top top pornstars are not (but sure some lad from the market town of kettering is)? Hate to be a bitch but if im hating give me something to hate on. All he is saying hate for is because he can’t comprehend the real issue cause it’s all facts and he know’s it. Also why say no one will say it to his phase, first of all we wont get the opportunity, if I did i would deffo say it because I hate thieves. Lastly what is he gonna do exactly. Am I meant to be scared. I cussed him on his ig straight off mind he deleted my comment and I did it on twitter both of my profiles.
Hamster cage and Chernobyl. Hahahaha I am pissing myself. Haha best thing I’ve read so far this year.