Spartan727
Legendary Member
This guy began messaging me once and told me that he liked to be talked to like he was a turkey. He was hoping that we could enjoy a phone call during which I would follow some instructions he proffered in his first and only DM. Some of the instructions (as beat as I can recall) were:
1. He wanted to be baked at exactly 375 degrees Fahrenheit, and NOT in a Celsius oven
2. He needed to be told what a good turkey he was constantly
3. He wanted me to describe in as much detail as possible how I was going to be checking in on him as he baked, watching his skin cook to a nice golden brown as I would be basting him regularly with a large, butter dipped brush
4. He said the phone call would need to end right before I ate him but that he would like to hear me ‘sharpening knives’ in the background before I hung up as this helped his masturbatory process
I had to give him points for creativity.
Some guys don’t even try
Creative yes I will never look at a turkey the same!