(*sarcasm*) You mean you
didn't whip open your pants and let your humongous flopping cock out to impress the courtroom and have the judge drool over it begging to take it in return for legal favors?!?!
(*sarcasm*)
(*sarcasm*) I guess it had nothing to do with the fact that the courts are swamped and modifying a sentence or accepting a lesser infraction/plea deal is the surest way of reducing his docket, saving the taxpayers court costs, keeping law enforcement on the streets instead of in the courts, and making the judge's life easier by reducing the citation to a single hearing, in lieu of a full trial.
(*sarcasm*)
(*sarcasm*) Are you sure you didn't use your big cock to win the day?!?! (*sarcasm*)
(*sarcasm*) I know, it was the pheromones that your cock gave off that changed everyone's mind. That must be it!
(*sarcasm*)
I couldn't resist the sarcasm... nothing personal.