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I’m smuggling hamsters again in mine.
The real reason I missed him, and never "got over him": he didn't need me to stroke his ego. He never made me feel guilty about my past. He always told me the truth, even if he knew it was going to hurt me. He was REAL with me. He still is. It had NOTHING to do with his dick.
I have been preparing for this after the last incident.
I have had cricket balls duct taped in my armpits to train them into a concave profile.
The struggle is real.
You know ladies, some armpit lover is wanking to this thread.
I used the countour and highlight palette to create the perfect concave armpits, but then I went swimming.
But don't worry. I kept my face above water. They may have found out about my flat armpits, but they'll never learn the truth about my having a nose.
TELL THE CHURCHI used the countour and highlight palette to create the perfect concave armpits, but then I went swimming.
But don't worry. I kept my face above water. They may have found out about my flat armpits, but they'll never learn the truth about my having a nose.
We'll have to have a bootcamp. I'll teach all the sistren to either part their hair just so, or pile it atop the head and above the pillow. Thusly, one can lie on her back and awake rested, face still made, hair un-mussed. Alternatively, all sistren can learn to put all one's hair over one shoulder, and lie not quite on the other, not quite on one's back. This a woman can do when spooning is preferred/required.Don't forget to put black pillow slips on your pillow.
I made a rookie mistake of using white and when I woke in the morning the contouring makeup made my pillow case look like the shroud of Turin.
As luck would have I woke first and I was able to fix the issue with no harm done.
But then how do you know your life has meaning? And what happens when the youths see that you have a nose? Oh Lawd! Won't somebody think of the youths?!I just run around uncontoured. I force the reality of my horrid face onto the male gaze, and I watch them cringe at my lack of any attempt to give them wood.
But then how do you know your life has meaning? And what happens when the youths see that you have a nose? Oh Lawd! Won't somebody think of the youths?!
That's what I do too. I love scaring everyone on Halloween, and I'm good at it. I just found a paint that can be tinted black but won't make my house energy inefficient. Oh, we are gonna be so spooky here all the time. But I wear a mask. I never let them find out I have a real nose. You're a pioneer!
I've stroked egos/reassured men with big dicks who were bad lays, men with small dicks who were bad lays, men with average dicks who were bad lays, and generally been kind + complimentary in some way to every person I've ever taken to bed.
Scaring trick-or-treaters? No.Is this going to be in that relaxing chill AF looking room with the pretty lights that you posted a pic of a few days ago?
We'll have to have a bootcamp. I'll teach all the sistren to either part their hair just so, or pile it atop the head and above the pillow. Thusly, one can lie on her back and awake rested, face still made, hair un-mussed. Alternatively, all sistren can learn to put all one's hair over one shoulder, and lie not quite on the other, not quite on one's back. This a woman can do when spooning is preferred/required.
hehe I meant the part about it being dark all the time and you're wearing a mask, pioneering and something about how nobody can know that your nose is real. That's where i thought this room was and it sounded perfect for all of that.Scaring trick-or-treaters? No.
Or, grow pit hair and say F**k the Patriarchy.
AE, this reminded me of a section of Memoirs of a Geisha and the wooden "pillows" to protect their intricate hairstyles.
I'll stay with my satin sleep cap. Oh, so sexy.