“Fellating the Ego” has got to be one of the best phrases ever said on this site of all time! Thanks @Gentleman Viking
I got so irate reading the thread on Ask a Man with all that tripe about how all women prefer large penises given a choice, that I just had to post my own thread. Most of the men there were right on point. One guy had his head so far up his ass he can fart through his nose.
Here’s my truth:
I have never said anything negative to any man about his penis. If it’s big, I’ll ooh, and aah over its hugeness, if it’s thick -I’ll do the same. If it’s tiny and pretty, I’ll ooh an aah over that. If it’s curvy, I’ll ooh and aah over its g-spot potential. If it’s ugly, I’ll lie. (Never met an ugly dick, though, but I’d lie - men can’t handle the truth about their dicks, it’s where their freakin’ egos live!)
Damn right, I’m fellating the ego!
What’s my preference? AVERAGE!!!
And that’s the most honest thing I’ve ever said about dicks on this site!
I got so irate reading the thread on Ask a Man with all that tripe about how all women prefer large penises given a choice, that I just had to post my own thread. Most of the men there were right on point. One guy had his head so far up his ass he can fart through his nose.
Here’s my truth:
I have never said anything negative to any man about his penis. If it’s big, I’ll ooh, and aah over its hugeness, if it’s thick -I’ll do the same. If it’s tiny and pretty, I’ll ooh an aah over that. If it’s curvy, I’ll ooh and aah over its g-spot potential. If it’s ugly, I’ll lie. (Never met an ugly dick, though, but I’d lie - men can’t handle the truth about their dicks, it’s where their freakin’ egos live!)
Damn right, I’m fellating the ego!
What’s my preference? AVERAGE!!!
And that’s the most honest thing I’ve ever said about dicks on this site!